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The Laptop Wars

prop's running dispute with Kart over a shared laptop, a deal never honoured, and the great ping barrage of 9 January 2022.

Curiosity ASMP S1 in-joke

In the winter of 2021 to 2022, one of Season 1’s longest-running feuds had nothing to do with Minecraft. prop and Kart shared a laptop, and prop kept insisting there had been a deal, one Kart never honoured. The stock excuse became a catchphrase: “Kart has class”.

On 8 January 2022 prop announced, “Council of kart and prop laptop sharing is in session bro” 1, and raised “the deal i made with kart” 2. Kart answered with a single “HEY”. On 9 January prop lost patience and pinged Kart dozens of times in a row 3, earning the episode the name Kart Spam Ping. In a later argument prop was still bitter: “the same way he doesnt give me the laptop even though we had a deal” 4.

The saga’s folklore grew: prop claimed that Kart “spilt milk” and “poured sambar on 7 year old laptop” 5 6. See also Laptop-for-Trident Feud and The Kart's Hole Motion and the Laptop War.

  1. prop · 8 Jan 2022 · #asmp-s1-general Council of kart and prop laptop sharing is in session bro
  2. prop · 8 Jan 2022 · #asmp-s1-general regarding the deal i made with kart
  3. prop · 9 Jan 2022 · #asmp-s1-screenshots @Kart @Kart @Kart @Kart @Kart @Kart @Kart @Kart
  4. prop · 18 Jan 2022 · #asmp-s1-general the same way he doesnt give me the laptop even though we had a deal
  5. prop · 14 Jan 2022 · #the-original-mc-chat kart spilt milk
  6. prop · 14 Jan 2022 · #the-original-mc-chat kart poured sambar on 7 year old laptop da