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Chronicles

Wars, heists, funerals, dragon fights, and everything else people still bring up.

Pre-Axolotl era Apr 2021 – Jul 2021 Nyx SMP and the servers before Axolotl 47 entries

Necro Origin SMP

9 entries
Event The great expedition IRIS and Suresh trekked some 6,000 blocks from the community, raiding temples and villages, then begged prop for a nether-roof portal home. Event prop Raids the End Cities In full netherite, prop raided two End Cities and came back with 2 elytras, mending gear and 8 shulker boxes.
Event · ★ The Discord is born prop made a Discord because the Origins server had no proper place to chat, and everyone picked their origins. Event The farm-chain problem prop's plan for a magma, gold and bartering farm chain ran into Necro's wither roses, so he went for elytra. Event prop vs Kart Necro logged on to find prop and Kart in a fight, Kart in full enchanted netherite. Event IRIS's void death and the house for sale IRIS died in the void, put his house up for sale and declared Valorant for life, until friends talked him down. Event · ★ The Dragon Fight and the Seed Release With everyone online, the Ender Dragon fell on the Necro Origin SMP, and nYx released the world seed right after. Event Origins or Mekanism? The next-season debate In May 2021 prop asked whether to bin Origins for the tech mod Mekanism, kicking off the argument that... Event The Epik SMP proposal prop declared it was time to start an 'epik smp', but they lacked the people, so he postponed it a day later.

Potato SMP: Season 2 "Mekanism!"

18 entries
Event IRIS loses everything (again) IRIS showed off his inventory, swore he didn't want to die, then died and lost it all. Event Fili returns and cyber arrives Fili reinstalled Minecraft on a new PC and logged in full of nostalgia, the same day his friend cyber joined. Event Digital Miner online prop finished a Mekanism Digital Miner for 5 diamonds and declared it OP. Event prop trapped under obsidian Mining obsidian, prop ended up under it in lava and spammed pings for help. Event The Digital Miner Comes Online After grinding for steel and obsidian, prop built the Digital Miner, and Fili made an Atomic Disassembler the same night. Event First Ultimate machines prop showed off the first two Ultimate-tier machines on the Mekanism server and changed how the setup was powered. Event The auto-IP bot After a power cut changed the server's IP, prop wrote a Python and Discord bot to start the server and post the new IP. Event JEI added to the server nYx added the JEI mod at prop's request, after prop spammed him with pings during the restart.
Event Necro SMP Season 2 "Mekanism!" Launches After a vote, the Forge 1.16.5 Mekanism server came up on 22 May 2021; prop found diamonds immediately and... Event The Mekanism Reset The world turned out to have been generated before Mekanism was added, so the server was wiped and... Event Lore promised for Season 3 prop announced that the next season would have lore, a 1.17 story mode RPG like Dream SMP, but "necro smp". Event The Mekanism race prop and Fili pulled ahead in Mekanism: ore triplers, a quadrupler, a digital miner, reactors and about 17... Event N3cro SMP becomes Potato SMP At the host's request the server was renamed from N3cro SMP to Potato SMP, with a new logo. Event Necro's fall On IRIS's first day, Suresh died saving him and nYx fell down a hidden one-block hole. Not even prop's... Event The Vote to Leave Mekanism In June 2021 prop put it to a vote whether to stay in Mekanism or finish the dragon and move to a vanilla... Event Season Vote Pitched: Vanilla Roleplay prop pushed everyone to vote, selling option B as vanilla roleplay with backstories, no absurd farms and... Event The season vote "prop held a vote on the next season; Fili announced "you guys won", Kart called dibs on being... Event · ★ k1R4 arrives kira, GrimWatch and Rook joined the Discord, and within weeks kira was hosting the group's server.

Season 3: Caves and Cliffs

2 entries
Event Caves and Cliffs launch Fabric caught up with Minecraft 1.17 faster than expected, so prop and nYx launched a Caves and Cliffs season overnight; it was...
Event 'This server so ded' The new 1.17 server emptied almost at once, and within two days the advice was to ditch it for Terraria or...

Create Together

18 entries
Event Create Together takes over On 20 June 2021 prop pulled IRIS and BotFragx into the gear-filled Create Together modpack, and the new voice chat mod kicked Kart for 'hacking'. Event Snake's Buried Treasure Snake followed a treasure map for twenty minutes and found a chest with a heart of the sea, then got lost without coordinates. Event k1R4 Reaches Create Endgame and Loses Everything kira reported reaching the Create endgame, but died along the way and lost all his stuff. Event The Great Sapling Heist IRIS found his two blue saplings gone and Kart's pink tree suspiciously well stocked. Kart's defence: it was just a sapling. Event IRIS's Villager Breeding Ordeal IRIS laid out bread and 30 beds for 7 villagers, but for an hour they just stared at the bread. Event Enchantment trading boom After a restart, IRIS and prop ran a villager hall selling max enchants for one diamond each, and prop emerged in full Prot 4 Mending armour. Event Passive netherite farm prop learned from JEI that a basalt generator can spit out ancient debris, then designed a fully passive netherite and gold farm in a... Event The last dragon of Create Together On 8 July 2021 prop rallied a depleted crew, dug to the stronghold and killed the Ender Dragon, just days before the Create Together...
Event · ★ kira Hosts Create Together In June 2021 kira put the Create Together modpack on an Ubuntu box, the group's first legit 24/7 server,... Event The Cursed IP kira's normally dynamic home IP stayed unchanged for about three weeks, and everyone begged him not to... Event 'Communism prevails' A theft, a squatter and a disputed potato harvest produced the shared-resources rule 'tell n take or take n tell'. Event prop's first YouTube Short prop posted his first YouTube Short, filmed on the Create Together server with kira in it by accident. Event Somebody Yanked the Ethernet Cable Two days of downtime in June 2021: first a mystery unplugged ethernet cable, then a scheduled power shutdown. Event One-Player Sleep Added kira restarted Create Together to add a one-player-sleep datapack at prop's request, and it worked without... Event The mending 'scam' kira accused IRIS of scamming him over mending books, and a week of haggling over villagers, emeralds and... Event Failed Machines IRIS's quarry burned in lava, and prop's netherite miner tunnel never worked after two days of effort. Event Kart's Tripwire Dupe Kart announced in capitals that he had made a tripwire dupe and found a village, so infinite emeralds. Event · ★ The vote to end Create Together In July 2021 the friends voted to retire the Create modpack world and start a vanilla 1.17 season, which...

Axolotl SMP Season 1

319 entries
Event Kira's gold tent becomes a bathroom mat In a later retelling, prop blamed Kart's explosions for turning kira's gold tent into a gold bathroom mat. Event Picking the Axolotl seed In July 2021 kira asked for seed suggestions for the new season, and prop's 25836763 won: a plains spawn next to jungle. Event · ★ Axolotl SMP Season 1 Goes Live On 11 July 2021 kira and prop wrestled a Fabric 1.17.1 server into life, wired in the Discord bridge and told everyone it was online.... Event Early firsts: axolotls and amethyst In July 2021 prop got the server's second axolotl and nYx found its first amethyst geode. Event The Clay Technique Diamond Rush In July 2021 prop discovered easy diamonds under swamp clay, declared himself the richest player on the SMP, and Kart called it LAME. Event Max Pick Business Booms In late July 2021 prop and kira sold fully enchanted picks and books for diamonds, with deliveries and IOUs, and split the profit 50/50. Event Withering Heights: Wither Cheesed Through the End On 23 July 2021 prop and kira skipped the classic wither fight, killing it with the End portal cheese, and went straight on to a beacon. Event Creeper Farm Finished on the Ocean prop and kira built a water-flush creeper farm out on the ocean, and by morning had enough gunpowder for six stacks of rockets. Event Kira's Gold Farm and Lag Week In late July 2021 kira built a private gold farm on the Nether roof and ran it overnight, and XP orbs made the server lag. Event Kart's First Legit Netherite On 31 July 2021 Kart finally wore a full set of netherite he had mined himself, no cheats involved, and celebrated with a beacon and a... Event The diamond economy opens for business In August 2021 kira and Levi opened shops priced in diamonds, and Levi boasted he had ended veteran's monopoly. Event DeathHack's war signs kira showed prop signs from DeathHack127 that read like a war declaration but were a prank. Event Draining the Ocean Monument kira drained an ocean monument sponge by sponge to make a radius-90 circle at the heart of his base, and DeathHack died to guardians... Event Backup fuse blown A power cut blew kira's backup power fuse and took the server down just as prop arrived to play. Event prop Tries to Join a Famous SMP Kart spotted a YouTuber letting people into his LifeSteal SMP, and prop made a video about trying to join, flexing Axolotl SMP. Event 'Veterans deez nuts': Levi's Sign Prank Levi restarted the server without asking, swapped grass for podzol and plastered 'veterans deez nuts' signs everywhere. Event Co-op Speedrun Practice prop found a multiplayer speedrun category, the whole gang wanted in, and the plan drifted into Bedwars. Event Router lockout prop got stuck on the connecting screen because kira had changed his router settings; it was fixed that morning. Event The Adventure-Map Nights In September 2021 the group swapped survival for co-op custom maps: parkour spirals, a heist and a one-week break from Axolotl. Event Golems on the Outpost Island While building the raid farm, prop turned iron blocks into about eight golems to survive endless patrols. Event · ★ The Overpowered Raid Farm In two September days prop streamed, finished and fully sorted a raid farm that turned a raid into 13 to 22 levels in about fifteen seconds. Event Wither Skeleton Farm Site Chosen Prop found a hard-to-reach nether spot for a wither skeleton farm and took kira to see it. Event Shader day: SEUS PTGI arrives Players installed Fabric and a shader stack; prop recommended SEUS and kira sent a PTGI build. Event · ★ The Nether Tunnel Community Project Over about a day every active player pitched in on prop's Nether tunnel design, finishing with a domed central hub, the server's "first... Event The hosting debate On Kart's birthday he shared SparkedHost plans, and the group argued over paid hosting versus kira's home setup. Event The End-Crystal Battle Kart tried to kill prop with end crystals; the blast broke kira's gold shop, which was patched with stone bricks. Event · ★ The Kart and Veteran Base Feud Kart squatted in the Veteran Base until it was a wasteland of creeper holes, and prop banned him and fought him in the first random battle. Event Beacon flex and wither skull farm prop's wither skeleton farm gave 21 skulls and six max beacons, and the strength buff let Suresh one-hit abi. Event Saitama Returns and Gets Online Saitama came back to the Discord to a warm welcome, then it took half the server and hours of Fabric troubleshooting to get his game launching. Event Seven beacons prop turned a shulker box of iron blocks into seven beacons, which Kart called the biggest flex on the server. Event The Second Veteran Base Raid A random pillager patrol, one punch from Suresh, and five fully geared friends who finally beat a raid together and all became Heroes of... Event Abi vs Suresh: Dawn of Justice After a play-fight at the stronghold went wrong, Suresh challenged abi to a netherite PvP duel with jokey wagers on the line, and won it... Event The Gladiator Arena Project BotFragx, prop and Kart set out to build a schematic gladiator arena behind the Veteran Base, until the late-October griefing ended it... Event Veteran Base Cleanup and the Big Build Prop tidied the Veteran Base and pitched a gigantic ring-shaped build to fill it. kira thought it too big. Event The Omega Cobble Factory prop and abi switched on a TNT-powered cobble generator that filled six double chests in two minutes and became "currently fastest farm... Event Minecraft Live 2021 Watch Party The group watched Minecraft Live 2021 together in chat, voted on mobs, and met The Wild Update. Event The Shader Craze In October 2021 the screenshots channel filled with ray tracing, resource-pack stacks and FPS comparisons. Event Activities and NQN bots join the Discord The Discord gained the Activities bot for Watch Together and, at GrimWatch's request, NQN. Event Alex gets Surge Protector The afk wool-farming Alex bot earned the Surge Protector advancement with nobody watching. Event · ★ Two Withers Killed in the Open After farming six skulls, prop and Suresh summoned the server's first open-air Wither, and it died far faster than anyone expected. Event 100 days of Axolotl SMP prop announced that Season 1 was about to reach 100 days. Event Backups break the farms Redstone farms glitched whenever the server backed up, until kira made backups far less frequent. Event Carpet Bots Open to Everyone Only ops could spawn the Steve and Alex carpet bots, until kira reconfigured Carpet so that anybody could summon and kill them. Event Honey Farm Rush In late October 2021 everyone hunted for bee nests; kira bred a private colony while prop and abi built a community farm on the Nether roof. Event · ★ The Fall On 27 October 2021 outsiders logged in on the friends' own accounts, blew up Veteran Base and used op rights to delete the recent backups. Event · ★ Aftermath of the 2021-10-27 Grief The day after the griefing, prop downloaded the ruined Season 1 world and streamed a damage tour while the friends worked out how it... Event · ★ Who Did It? The Great Suspicion In the hours after the grief, the friends played detective, and GrimWatch pointed his finger at kira ("Timing is too good"). Event · ★ The Alternate Timeline On 7 November 2021 kira restored a 20-day-old backup after the grief. The damage vanished, and so did the factory, the farms and the netherite. Event Inauguration of the Perimeter Project prop invited everyone to switch on the Perimeter TNT machine on the Nether roof desert; the first rounds exposed a lava pool. Event The Perimeter Squad Forms prop offered Kart a quadrant of the mega perimeter base, and four players set off to clear a huge desert, lava and all. Event Kart the potion master Kart brewed shulkers of long splash fire resistance potions for the perimeter crew and declared the mission complete. Event Special Fireworks and the Steve Massacre Kart spawned carpet bots and killed them again and again to farm player heads, which he crafted into creeper-face firework rockets. Event Grian and Ranboo Skins Day For a day in November 2021 players swapped skins: nYx as Dream, abi as Grian, prop as a scorched survivor. Event The Great Bee Cull The nether-roof honey farm produced nothing, until prop checked the logs and found IRIS had killed the bees as "extra". Event Guardian Farm Goes Online prop, abi and Suresh got a guardian XP farm working on 16 November 2021, and promptly declared it theirs alone. Event Mall Design Showdown Everyone drew up a mall design from a shared palette; prop's spiral-staircase plan won, and IRIS's themed shops did not. Event 1.18 Snapshot Preview nYx and BotFragx showed off 1.18 snapshot ravines and cheese caves and wondered if the server could cope. Event Veteran City Surprise Video On 18 November 2021 prop shared a Hermitcraft-flavoured YouTube video on Veteran City as a "discord members only exclusive"; Kart soon... Event Honey shop opens in The End abi announced his honey shop in The End, and prop answered with a mock-griefing that briefly scared kira. Event Scar Top Hat Photo Day The group shared a giant Impulse/Scar top hat resource pack and took shader photos with pumpkin heads on the bridge. Event New Raid Farm Replaces the Old One In November 2021 prop built a 3300-emeralds-per-hour raid farm, tore down his old one rather than sell it, and promptly farmed eight... Event Ancient debris chair and the Pigstep skin prop and kira posted an ancient debris chair and a Pigstep-themed skin; Kart screamed. Event Server Lag Spike MSPT hit 81 and then 130; Snake suggested a restart, Kart pleaded against it, and the server restarted that night. Event · ★ The Great Shulker Haul prop spent a whole day dragging shulkers out of an end city, then killed a wither above the void with a Power V bow. Event · ★ The Spider-Man Noteblock War Kart touched prop's Spider-Man noteblock machine and ran, and the day ended with stolen totems, end crystals, TNT and a three-death rule. Event ImageMaps Plugin Debate prop asked for an image-maps plugin to build mall blueprints; kira refused over lag and called a vote. Event prop on Kart's 'historic' base In 2023 prop finally explained why Kart's Season 1 argument that his hole of a base was historic did not hold up, using the L'Manberg ravine. Event Furnace Array Complete Alone on the server, prop finished two ilmango Perfect Furnace Arrays, 46 furnaces in all. Event Parkour Night on weird_chad nYx organised parkour maps on prop's Aternos server, until Kart found an exploit. Event Peeking at 1.18: Six Spawners Under Veteran Base prop loaded the Axolotl SMP seed in 1.18 and found six spawners in the new caves beneath Veteran Base. Event Diamond Duper and Nether Wood Farm In December 2021 prop and abi dropped an absurdly expensive tree farm for a nether stem farm and a diamond duper, with profits split 50/50. Event The Backup Download Test kira had prop test the new backup system: a full download took about 40 minutes instead of 11-12 hours. Event Notch Apple Shop Plans IRIS found three Notch apples in 20 minutes and planned a shop, to Kart's horror. Event The Shrine of IRIS Kart built IRIS a shrine of netherite, gold and diamond, and IRIS's review was one word long. Event Custom Models Come to Axolotl SMP In December 2021 kira's datapack and a forced server resource pack let prop make the first custom Blockbench models, and S1's model... Event The 1.18 Update kira brought Season 1 back on 1.18, its last major update, with heavy lag, deepslate caves and a world that had grown a basement. Event The Watchers Outnumber the Members In December 2021 Kart counted the Discord roster and found more Watchers than active members, an early sign of the quiet that later... Event · ★ Abi's Funeral On 18 December 2021 prop staged the server's first event: a mock funeral for abi with tuxedos, a coffin, a sealed will and a lagging 3... Event The Trading Hall Dispute prop found his brewing stands gone and billed Kart in diamond blocks for using his villagers. Event Bedwars on Jartex After hours of Axolotl SMP, the group switched to Bedwars on the public Jartex server and compared stats. Event The Alt Account Row prop whitelisted abi's alt b_l_e_h, kira objected that alts were banned, and prop removed it. Event The Netherite Block Dispute Kart found the netherite block from his shrine to abi missing, and traced it to prop. Event ASMP Pack v1.0: Stormbreaker and the Molten Pickaxe prop released the first proper ASMP Pack with two Blockbench models, Stormbreaker for the netherite axe and a Terraria-style Molten... Event The Glitchpop Axe prop spent two days modelling a Glitchpop Axe at up to 256-pixel density, his most detailed model yet, and shipped it in ASMP Pack v2.0. Event · ★ Griefers Return on New Year's Eve On the last night of 2021 griefers logged in on Kart's account and killed nYx before kira pulled the plug, which led to a password login system. Event The Revival Event prop's postponed January 2022 surprise, where a ghost was summoned and slain over and over and kira found a Death Note. Event · ★ The Trident Farm Floods the Server prop and IRIS finished a gigantic trident farm, and in the process dropped the server to 2 TPS with over a million water blocks. Event The Kart's Hole Motion and the Laptop War IRIS tabled a mock motion to enlarge Kart's hole as an act of kindness, while the whole chat ganged up on Kart. Event ASMP Vault Hunter Edition prop set up a Forge 1.16.5 Vault Hunters server on his laptop, and it crashed. Event Day-six death and the endless void In a survival run Kart cried for help at half a heart, got stuck in an endless void and died on day 6. Event Hardcore RTX Edition prop fell for RTX shaders, started a hardcore world on Aternos, and watched the group die in it, fast, twice in one day. Event prop's Redstone Base and the Hunt for 1800 Hoppers prop built a new redstone base, then needed about 1800 hoppers for its storage, and hauled the server through a manic resource run. Event The Server Build and the Missing CPU kira and prop spec'd a new server PC for Season 1, only for Amazon to deliver a CPU box with no CPU inside. Event The Renovation of Kart's Base prop upgraded Kart's old base, and Kart vowed to revert it because the original was part of the server's lore. Event Dynmap comes to Axolotl kira launched a live Dynmap for the server a week after saying there would be none until next season. Event Migration to the New Ubuntu Server On 12 March 2022 kira moved Season 1 onto the new PC running Ubuntu, forgot passwords, and found an 8 GB heap wasn't a problem. Event Axolotl Goes Professional: Docker and Pterodactyl In April 2022 kira rebuilt the server's hosting around a Pterodactyl panel, Docker and a web portal, and prop called it professional. Event One Block at a Time Snapshot Stress Test kira opened a server on the April Fools' snapshot 22w13oneblockatatime, and prop promptly spawned 6400 copper blocks. Event The Parkour Event In April 2022 nYx, prop and BotFragx raced Parkour Spiral 3 on kira's new server, and kira missed the event but kept the course up for practice. Event Season 2 Declared Full Anarchy In June 2022 prop announced Season 2 with no shopping district, economy or council, where stealing and killing were legal. Event Skin wallpaper plan prop wanted a wallpaper-style scene of everyone's skins in the old ASMP S1 world, but got lazy waiting for the skins.
Event The pvs Popcorn Time Disagreement pvs was invited to the server for a brief moment, until a disagreement over Popcorn Time ended his stay. Event The Starting How Axolotl SMP Season 1 began in July 2021, with six players, a ravine house, and a Nether portal that... Event First Deaths and the Peaceful Bug The server turned out to be on peaceful; kira logged its first death while AFK. Event Diamond drought In July 2021 diamonds were maddeningly rare for most of the first server, apart from prop's early lucky... Event · ★ Kart's Anvil-Dupe Confession Found holding ten suspicious diamonds, Kart blamed mobs, then admitted the anvil dupe, and got duping... Event Mods shared for ASMP Season 1 (Fabric 1.17.1) While testing a stream, prop posted the Season 1 client mod list, which was reposted in September to help... Event Raid on the plains village prop bridged the Nether to a plains village, and the group looted it for emeralds, beds and hay and hauled... Event The advancement bug and global reset prop's advancements kept vanishing and being re-awarded until kira cleared advancements for everyone. Event · ★ The Veteran Club Is Founded kira proposed a veteran club to keep newcomers out, and Season 1 split into the Veterans, the Monke Clan... Event Backup rerouting kira warned of a two-minute outage while rerouting the main server through the repaired backup. Event nYx, Omen and others arrive On the third day of the server, nYx, Omen and IRIS joined the group. Event Outtadaworld Joins the Veterans kira insisted on the join-then-add whitelist flow, then welcomed Outtadaworld to the veterans club. Event Pumpkin farm and auto wool farm completed On day three of Season 1, prop finished a pumpkin farm, then built an automatic wool farm with Grimwatch's... Event Pvs313 Is Smitten Out of the World A whitelisted friend-of-a-friend mouthed off at kira, got kicked, and was then killed by command. The... Event The Monkes alliance is founded Levi announced that he and Omen were creating "the monkes together stronk alliance" and invited anyone to... Event Backups Begin After trouble with Pvs313, kira installed a backup plugin that saved the world every 1.5 hours of gameplay. Event First Axolotl Catches Prop and kira learned where axolotls spawn, caught a yellow one, and learned they only eat tropical fish. Event Laffy Rollback Attempt prop wondered whether the Ledger plugin could roll back the lake where Omen's axolotl Laffy had died.... Event Omen Caught X-Raying Ledger logs showed Omen_49's mine was a staircase straight to ore; he confessed, and kira destroyed his diamonds. Event Power Cut and Rescue of DeathHack127 A power cut took the server down, and DeathHack127 woke up suffocating in his mine until kira and Omen dug him out. Event · ★ The Great Bad Omen Raid Omen wandered into the Veteran Base with Bad Omen, the trading hall made it a village, and a ten-wave raid... Event The Sniper Crossbow Test kira tried a spyglass with a crossbow while prop zoomed in with OptiFine to watch. Event The Veterans Declare War on the Monkes After trouble at the Veteran Base, kira refused Levi's diamond apology and declared war on the "mokes" on... Event Cornered by Wither Skeletons prop got trapped in the Nether by wither skeletons and paid GrimWatch 2 diamonds to unload the chunk. Event Grian's Cartographer Trick prop and kira cured a zombie villager to get cheap cartographer trades, copying Grian, and roughly... Event Ender Dragon Prep prop declared "we are ready for dragon" after 12 pearls and level 40, then spent the day on enchant books... Event Rescue Over the Lava Kart was falling toward Nether lava; prop and Suresh built a huge sand platform to catch him, and he lived. Event SNAKE_EYES_7 Joins prop briefly dropped the whitelist, let SNAKE_EYES_7 in, and gave him the full tour of Veteran Base. Event Xray Suspicion Omen found diamonds quickly on a strip mine while DeathHack found none, and prop warned of a perma ban. Event Building the iron farm prop dug out Gnembon's 1.17-fixed iron farm over two long days, and kira's rule of 'one pod at a time' got... Event · ★ The First Ender Dragon Falls Eight days into Season 1, the Veterans took the dragon down through bed explosions, with kira streaming... Event DONT SLEEP prop moved villagers into the iron farm while newcomer demonstrated07 slept and both villagers escaped. Event Power Cuts and an IP Change The server returned on 20 July 2021 with a new IP, wiping prop's waypoints, then went down twice more that day. Event The community Enderman XP farm opens prop built an Enderman XP farm over the void on the End's main island, finished it with kira's help and... Event The Trades of the Century prop and kira used a Xisuma trick (a boat, a log-out and an open trade window) to dodge the cartographer's... Event Backup power fixed The server died mid-session while the backup power at kira's place was being fixed; afterwards it was... Event prop's End-busting Trip and the First Elytras In July 2021 prop went hunting End cities for elytra, died holding two of them, flew 600 blocks back to... Event The great portal mix-up Kart's nether portal linked to DeathHack's base portal, and prop moved Kart's portal to settle it. Event Two Skulls and a Fake Ban While gathering blocks, prop picked up a second wither skeleton skull, and kira jokingly threatened to ban him. Event Dig for the slime chunk and lapis-trick diamonds Digging out the slime chunk turned up ravines and a diamond haul, then the lapis trick. Event Mini Kart dies Kart reported the death of Mini Kart, the first axolotl of the server, and asked for a memorial. Event Abishek ban explained prop found out why kira had banned abi: he wanted PVS back and gave no reason. Event Beyond the Veteran Base: update suppression dreams While planning the slime farm, kira proposed trying update suppression before winding up the server. Event Death of the first creeper farm portal A creeper waiting beyond the creeper-farm Nether portal blew prop up, and he lost his gear to the Nether. Event The Hypixel Diversion Prop and Levi slipped off to Hypixel for Bedwars and Bridges, and Fili's attempt to join turned into a... Event Fili arrives FiliTheLegend, banned on Hypixel and unable to reinstall Minecraft for a while, finally joined the server... Event First bedrock broken, bedrock portal built kira broke the first bedrock on the server from the Nether ceiling, ran out of TNT, and needed prop to... Event Fili's Gear Falls Into the Void Fili bought a full kit from prop, flew to the End without an elytra, and fell out of the world twice,... Event Rocket exploit run kira and prop repeated a secret exploit 28 times to produce stacks of rockets for Fili's order. Event End Busting for Elytra With a voice chat mod, prop, kira, Kart and Fili raided End cities for elytra and started an elytra market. Event Fili's Gear Rush Back after a year away, Fili got elytra, full diamond and an enchanting setup in a few hours. Event Stripped logs at kira's base kira found his spruce logs stripped and threatened the database; Kart had misclicked with a grindstone and... Event The World Border Debate kira asked to widen the border to 10k for a double witch hut, and Levi and prop pushed back. Event Ender Dragon down again On 29 July 2021, kira and DeathHack127 took on the Ender Dragon together, broke every crystal and killed it. Event The 500 ms ping weekend The bot's ping jumped from about 300 ms to over 540 ms because of kira's ISP, until it settled again on 2 August. Event The Dead Period Mid-season in Season 1, prop lost his motivation and stopped playing while kira and DeathHack kept... Event Axolotl army at the guardian temple kira and prop raided a guardian temple for sponges with a tropical-fish-fed axolotl army. Event Kart vs the server kira found his ender pearl stasis walled in and capped with a grindstone, traced it to Kart, and prop declared war. Event The 'Ded Server' Summer Barely a month after Season 1 opened, kira declared the server dead as players drifted elsewhere; it... Event The Wither Takes Everything A Wither destroyed DeathHack's gear and he swore never to log in again, which lasted a day. Event Keep the server alive vote In a quiet spell, kira put it to a vote whether ASMP S1 should live until a week of zero activity, or die... Event · ★ The Server Reborn and the Nether Hub In autumn 2021 farm videos pulled prop back to the server, the rest of the active players followed, and a... Event prop Proposes Ending the Economy prop told kira the server would never sustain a diamond economy and suggested they just build cool things... Event Keeping the World for 1.18 kira and prop agreed to keep the pregenerated Season 1 world for Minecraft 1.18, letting new terrain grow... Event Server moved to a 24/7 line After another power cut, kira moved the server to a 24/7 power line, ending the outages. Event Suresh Returns After Two Years Suresh came back to the server, fell out of the world, fell into lava and burned through a freshly gifted... Event Skin Swap: Technoblade, Dream and Tommyinnit With /skin, four friends swapped to Technoblade, Dream, Sapnap, Tommyinnit and Wilbur skins and role-played. Event Suresh Pushed Into the Lava A blaze knocked Suresh into a Nether lava lake, and prop and Kart talked him out by screenshare before the... Event Breaking Bedrock to the Wither Skeleton Fortress prop and Kart broke through the Nether's bedrock roof to reach a fortress, and then blew up their own... Event Server performance restart kira restarted the server twice to enable async chunk writes and speed up chunk loading. Event Whitelist turned on after FitMC video A video about 2b2t griefers made prop realise an offline-mode server could be entered under anyone's name,... Event Creative design server created prop shared a separate creative server for designing builds, while stressing Axolotl was the real one. Event Elytra Hunting in the End Abishek and prop stripped the End's north east quadrant of elytra, ending with four each. Event Voice Chat Mod Installed Prop added a voice chat mod activated with V, and players made in-game groups for building sessions. Event nYx's Grand Tour nYx joined the whitelist, was greeted by prop with a Valkyrie II, and got the full tour of the bases and... Event Guardian Farm Flood When kira powered up his guardian farm, a swarm of guardians spawned and he popped his first totem. Event Netherite mining with TNT Abi, Kart and Suresh blasted ancient debris out of the netherite mine with stacks of TNT. Event The most progress of all our dead servers With wither skeleton, raid, gold, iron, guardian and basalt farms all running, prop declared S1 the most... Event The Perhaps You Perished Parcel prop's itemised price list for a did-you-die box that Levi ordered, waited two weeks for, and was told was... Event Async chunk writes server restart kira restarted the server to cure lag, then admitted async chunk writes were to blame. Event The First End Busting The server's first End-city raid, for shulkers and elytras, was great fun but cost several elytras. Event Bed explosion duel over ancient debris Suresh and abi bed-mined in the Nether until a bed explosion killed abi, who killed Suresh in return. Event The great farm census On 5 October 2021 prop posted a full register of Season 1's farms, who owned each and where, showing how... Event I Will Kill You, Prop BotFragx was shot by a bot pillager, opened a thread vowing to kill prop, and prop just laughed. Event Kart Banished Again for Trading and Ender Chest Theft Kart was caught trading with the private Veteran villager hall and had stolen an ender chest, so kira... Event Triple Dragon Kill After a day of planning, prop and Kart killed the Ender Dragon on the spot, and prop said they did it three times. Event Pigman Gold-Farm XP Binge prop used kira's nether-roof gold farm to reach 162 levels in about an hour, then spent them on gear. Event Bedrock-roof portal stops linking After prop drained water to remove terrain, kira reported the bedrock roof portal had stopped linking. Event Fists-only Sumo prop invented a no-gear sumo where players punch each other off a platform. Event Great Terraforming of the Mountain prop and Suresh levelled a whole mountain with a haste 2 beacon, the first step of the arena and... Event The Great Horse Race prop bred a mule, raced Suresh around the bases, then handed out horses to the whole server, and half the... Event The Raid Farm Veto kira said no to a 200,000-emerald-per-hour raid farm, then let a smaller one go ahead on one condition. Event The Bamboo Farm and Super Smelter Teardown prop declared his bamboo farm and super smelter failed projects and tore them down, over Suresh's protests... Event The IP Changes and Kart's Waypoints Die After a server restart the home address changed again, and Kart lost his minimap waypoints along with it. Event Kart Gets Netherite After months of trying, Kart found enough ancient debris, then offered some to BotFragx on one condition. Event The AFK Trap prop went AFK mid-stream on Twitch, and his friends trapped his character on the Nether roof for the... Event Cobble Generator Blows Up Four Times prop repaired the broken TNT duper after four explosions and left signs warning people off. Event No duping for fuel prop asked if a carpet duplicator could fuel his super smelter. kira ruled no item duping. Event First Powder Snow on the Server prop and abi noticed nobody had powder snow yet, then waited out a snowfall to fill cauldrons and become... Event Steve the Bot and the Lava Farm prop's AFK fake player Steve ran the lava farm for two days, then dropped about a hundred buckets of lava... Event Kart Falls Into the Lava Ocean Kart fell from his elytra into the lava ocean, and prop and Suresh launched a rescue with four rockets. Event The Trident Is Not for Sale Kart asked to buy Saitama's trident, and prop threatened everyone involved. Event Ocean Monument Raid prop, Suresh and abi flew 5,000 blocks to a double ocean monument with an axolotl army and a triple... Event Skeleton horse discovery and shader fps contest Suresh found four skeleton horses; prop and Suresh raced them, then compared shader fps with optifabric. Event The Peace Without Kart While Kart sat stuck in lava for two days, the rest of the server got a great deal built. Event World Border Extended to 10k The world border grew from 5k to 10k so the wither skeleton farm would have room, to Suresh's dismay. Event Every hostile mob, Bullseye and the netherite hoe prop hunted the last four hostile mobs, hit a Bullseye with Kart's help, then bought 6 netherite from Kart... Event Mega-base planning and the nether base idea Suresh wanted a mansion and then a nether base; prop urged skipping the starter house and mocked Kart's hole. Event Pillager Raid Scare Near the Fortress nYx called kira to help with a pillager raid that despawned before he arrived; a raid was later won for real. Event The Great Netherite Haggle abi tried to buy netherite from Kart as the price swung wildly, then simply paid 10 diamonds. Event The Trident Exile prop went to rescue abi from an ocean-monument island and ended up exiling himself there until the pair of... Event Kart steals the Dragon Head Trophy Not long after Suresh won the Dragon Head Trophy in a duel, Kart stole it and fell into lava with it. Event Server restart and Carpet logger setup k1R4 restarted the lagging server and set Carpet's default loggers to mobcaps and tps. Event Three-Way PvP Duel in the Nether Arena Suresh, prop and abi fought in prop's nether arena with heads as points, and Suresh won. Event 'axolotl: 2b2t edition' backup The backup kira saved on the day outsiders griefed Season 1, posted the next day under a name borrowed from 2b2t. Event Technoblade and jeb_ Slain prop's fake-player bots Technoblade and jeb_ joined, and prop slew both with Valkyrie III. Event Aftermath of the Griefing: Offline and Logged After the 2021-10-27 griefing Season 1 was kept off the internet, kira snapped at status checks, and the... Event Downtime bedwars on weird_chad With Axolotl down, prop set up a budget Bedwars server and floated a short series SMP. Event Ledger Rollback Goes Wrong After the grief of 27 October 2021, kira briefly started the server to show what the Ledger rollback had... Event The Resurrection Debate After the server's progress was lost, prop and kira debated how and when to bring back the 7 October backup. Event Proposal to Ban Carpet Bots prop proposed banning Carpet-mod bots after the hack; kira said the griefers' use of them was no reason to... Event kira's rollback attempt kira streamed his attempt to rescue the griefed world in VC and got it to "almost repairable", but the... Event The Witch Farm Vote After the grief rollback, abi wanted his community witch farm restored. kira kept his veto, nYx ran the... Event Netherite Mining After the Restore abi, Suresh and Kart mined ancient debris to rebuild lost gear and traded ingots for diamonds. Event The Nether Perimeter Push prop and Suresh flew a TNT machine through the Nether ceiling, clearing lava and finding diamonds, to... Event Backup anxiety prop worried a server backup would wreck his TNT machine, and kira could not pause it. Event Trident Guy and the Iron Golem Kart boated a trident drowned that died in the sun, while Suresh fought an iron golem and an elytra landing. Event abi Dies in the Wither Skeleton Farm abi stepped through a portal into the wither skeleton farm and met fifty of them, and kira, Suresh and... Event The Honey Block Race In November 2021 Kart and abi bred bees and built a honey farm on the nether roof to chase honey blocks,... Event Raid Farm Lesson prop and abi taught Suresh to run the raid farm; he died to an evoker, then abi ran it for 600 emeralds in... Event The Netherite Argument Kart accused IRIS of selling the netherite he had given him, and the row became a contest over who was richest. Event XZendrox Joins kira briefly turned off the whitelist to add a new player, XZendrox, who promptly got elytra and a rescue. Event Bee Overload The Nether Roof honey farm overloaded and enraged bees poured out toward players. Event Server economy revival In November 2021 kira wanted farms and the shop to stop being free-for-all, and he and prop drew up a mall... Event Kira Warns About Free Gold kira discovered that his gold farm had been quietly AFK-ed by three friends, and the server's... Event Paimonds and the Netherite Trade abi and Kart sold netherite ingots at 2 diamonds each, and a new currency called "paimonds" was born as a joke. Event Griefer Name Found in the Logs prop found in the server logs that the October griefer had tried to log in as "Pillolo", then as "kira"... Event Honey Farm Gets an Item Sorter prop taught abi the "og" item sorter and built a droppervator clock so bottles ran through the new End honey farm. Event How Did We Get Here: Rails across the End prop, abi and Suresh built an 800-block bridge and rail line from an End city to the gateway. Event Kart's Discord account deleted prop banned Kart from the Discord and deleted his account, but Kart restored it with one click and... Event Dragon Egg Ambush Escape prop suspected a trap at the meeting room, rocketed a thousand blocks to the Perimeter and hid the dragon egg. Event Netherite at the Bastion Suresh and prop cleared a treasure bastion for netherite scrap, and Suresh earned Serious Dedication with... Event · ★ Premiere of 'We got Hacked by 2b2t Hackers!' prop finished his video about the griefing on 19 November 2021 and uploaded it the next day. Event · ★ Shopping District Rules Announced prop laid down the law for Season 1's shop street: four plots, rent, auctions for non-payment, and... Event The Farm Monopoly Quarrel Suresh accused abi of hijacking his guardian farm, claimed the shulker farm for himself, and got prop to... Event Kart Releases the Villagers Kart accidentally broke the carpets holding the trading hall villagers in, and many wandered off until... Event The emoji slot war When :topkek: failed to render, Saitama pinged GrimWatch for emoji permissions until a slot was freed. Event · ★ The Plot and Economy Meeting The council met in the meeting room to settle shop plots and the server economy, and the rules went out as... Event The Scammer Row Over the Emerald Shop kira demanded emeralds from prop's unfinished shop, the redstone payment barrel jammed on 8 diamonds... Event The Shulker Died On 2021-11-24 prop's shulker farm failed when its lone shulker teleported into the killing system, and he... Event prop Demolishes His House During a power cut in IRIS's area, prop removed his house and the book room at Veteran Base, then realised... Event The Copper Monopoly kira built a behemoth copper farm, priced oxidised copper at six blocks a diamond, and was promptly... Event Elytra Business Cold War IRIS asked 20 diamonds for a vex wing; kira called it a scam and vowed to undercut him. Event The Cactus Farm Is Done prop finished a symmetrical cactus farm, the most pointless but pog-looking farm on the server. Event Perimeter Machine Disaster abi, Kart and prop built a TNT perimeter machine that blew up, flooded with lava, and was finally declared ruined. Event Record 78-Diamond Transaction On 30 November 2021 kira bought a "did you die" box from Kart for 78 diamonds, which he called the biggest... Event RJ joins and is killed three times prop whitelisted rj008; abi and prop promptly killed him three times, while nYx teased them for flexing. Event RJ's Nether-Roof Wipeout Lost on the Nether roof, RJ flew until his rockets ran out and decided dying was the only way home, losing... Event Vet Base Lag Found After days of server lag, prop traced it to a backed-up iron farm at the Veteran Base and switched it off. Event RJ's netherite lost to the void abi gifted RJ full max-enchanted netherite; RJ fell out of the world and lost all of it. Event Server IP changed and waypoints rescued When the server IP changed, prop showed how to carry VoxelMap waypoints over to the new address. Event Terraria night vs. Minecraft promises abi was furious when prop vanished all day; prop had been setting up Terraria for Saitama and Kart and... Event abi triggers a raid abi accidentally started a raid near his base and kept dying until Kart arrived with iron golems. Event Kart Back in Full Netherite After losing gear twice to the void, Kart rebuilt a maxed netherite set with abi's enchanting. Event The Shulker Shell Accusation kira suspected Kart of taking shulker shells, then checked the logs and found he was the culprit himself. Event IRIS Ascends to Watcher IRIS quit Minecraft, rejoined the Discord as a Watcher and split his riches, in what prop insists was... Event Log4Shell Lockdown When the Log4j exploit hit Minecraft chat, kira took the server offline, patched the startup script and... Event Farms Erased from Reality prop's farms-list struck out the Omega Cobblestone Factory, a lava farm and two super smelters as lost. Event · ★ The Council of Axolotl Is Founded In December 2021, with the server back on its feet after The Fall, five players founded the Council of... Event The DND Blow-up and the Great Paragraph abi blasted prop for being on Do Not Disturb playing Terraria, and prop replied with an enormous all-caps... Event The Otherside Disc Prank IRIS confessed that the Otherside disc he and prop had hunted for on another server was one he planted himself. Event Reset debate and the 1.19 announcement In December 2021 kira said 1.19 would be Axolotl S2 and the world would reset; Kart offered 64 diamonds to... Event 1.18.1 Upgrade Postponed kira took the server down to go to 1.18.1, then called it off because mods had not caught up. Event Raid at rj008's RJ started a raid, IRIS rallied everyone, and prop, nYx and Suresh joined amid terrible lag until RJ... Event Hayan Joins for the YouTube Stuff Hayan joined the Discord on 20 December 2021, and prop pointed him to the server history and the join command. Event prop's Homemade Bedwars Server When public Bedwars servers lagged too much, prop built his own Bedwars map from scratch on a private... Event Axolotl SMP's Dream SMP Casting prop cast the server's players as Dream SMP characters, with Kart as BadBoyHalo plus Skeppy and prop... Event Osaka Castle Build Week Over the last week of 2021, RJ, Suresh and nYx pushed a huge Osaka Castle recreation forward, built from... Event Piglin Wipeout in the Nether A rescue of rj008's lost armour ended with Kart killed three times by angry zombified piglins and his gear... Event Server Lag Crisis TPS fell to 4-9 and MSPT to 60-70 with only a few players online; kira blamed 1.18 and wished for better hardware. Event · ★ The Death of abishekishere After working hard on builds and farms, abi "died" in the lore, and prop built a monument and held a... Event The funeral video premieres On Christmas Day 2021 prop released his edit of the funeral footage, with a suspense intro, subtitles and... Event The Statue Disappearance Before going away for a week, prop staged his own transformation into a statue, complete with morse code clues. Event The 'give the back' video RJ missed the deathhack-kill scene in prop's video; prop said it wasn't in the raw footage. Event Season 2 Teased: The Wild Update In a voice-chat spat on 30 December 2021 kira let slip that Season 2 was coming, built on the Wild Update,... Event The Model Patent System prop's answer to selling custom Blockbench models on the server: sell in-game patents so each model has one owner. Event Login System Introduced After the New Year's Eve grief, kira added a global login password to the server and turned on dynamic... Event · ★ The .mayday Button After griefers struck again on New Year's Eve, kira added .mayday, a server stop button anyone could press... Event No More Mathematical Diamond Mining kira warned IRIS of a ban for "mathematical diamond mining" now that the server had a proper economy. Event RJ and nYx join the council Under the rule that all active players are council members, prop brought the recently active RJ and nYx... Event prop Teaches Server Hosting After a hosted OneBlock server failed to connect, prop walked IRIS through setting up a Fabric server himself. Event The Mystery of abishek's Death After the funeral, prop found secret messages in abi's will, and players began to vanish and act strangely... Event Whitelist Cleanup Prop listed the 18 whitelisted players and removed two accounts that were no longer in use. Event Laptop-for-Trident Feud Kart lent prop his laptop for Valorant in exchange for tridents, then took it back before the match, and... Event Server Killed by Mistake k1R4 accidentally stopped the live server, thinking he was on his local machine. Event nYx beats Parkour Warrior nYx completed the Parkour Warrior map without creative or cheats, dying "infinite" times on the way. Event Trident Sales Prop sold a riptide trident to Suresh and crafted a loyalty trident for kira, at a standard 32 diamonds each. Event Parkour Warrior on Aternos prop hosted a replica of the Minecraft Championship Parkour Warrior map on Aternos, then banned Kart. Event MCStalker shut down prop shared the news that the MCStalker server-scanning site had been shut down after legal action. Event Discussion of Ending Season 1 prop argued that Season 2 should drop the council, the veterans and every plan, because S1 succeeded by... Event The January Outages Two outages, a demolished router box and a new ISP that refused port forwarding forced kira to move Season... Event The Jio Lag Crisis In early 2022 kira's home internet change left the server with 600 to 10,000 ms pings and the friends... Event Poison Horror Map Night With 1.16.5 broken for prop, nYx hosted the Poison horror map on Aternos and pulled in prop and Kart. Event Reset for 1.19 Explained prop justified resetting for 1.19: pregenerated chunks, no deep dark below y 0, heavy lag, and a fresh... Event A Permanent Domain for Axolotl kira bought a domain for the server and wired up a .dns command so the address would never change again,... Event Homecoming: ASMP is Back On 26 February 2022 a connection fix made the server playable again, and prop, Kart, Suresh, IRIS and kira... Event The Statue Contest Idea Bored of building, prop pitched a one-hour contest where everyone builds a statue of a random fellow player. Event The Cursed Hide and Seek Event prop planned a server-wide MrBeast-style hide and seek with a giant arena, postponed it until nobody could... Event Season 1 Goes Dark kira announced he was shutting Axolotl down for inactivity; the shutdown never quite stuck. Event Custom Biomes Idea IRIS began block-themed custom biomes, and prop and BotFragx offered emerald and quartz ones. Event The Airtel bill blackout The server went down over an ISP billing dispute until Levi sorted it out in five minutes. Event The bot retires With a constant address, kira retired the IP bots and pointed players to the website for backups. Event kira proposes an early reset With S1 nearly empty, kira asked when Season 2 would start and suggested resetting right away. Event Out of Space Crash A crash dropped everyone while kira debugged a sorter; the cause was a full allocation and a single shared core. Event The 10k Block Woodland Mansion Trip prop and abi chased cartographer maps to a woodland mansion beyond the world border, and prop flew home on... Event Outage While kira Was Away The server went down while kira was away from home, and again in June, leaving him waiting for someone to... Event · ★ Season 1 Is Yeeted After a "t-2 days" warning, kira took Season 1 down, the channels were archived and only the Glitchpop Axe... Event The End of a Universe prop wrote a closing log for Season 1, declared its lore history and signed off with "See you in S2".

Axolotl SMP Season 2

109 entries
Event First Diamond Block Saitama grinded his way to the first diamond block on Season 2. Event Rapid Progress In Season 2's first days the new players raced to diamond gear while prop and nYx beautified their bases. Event Season 2 World Pregen On launch day kira pre-generated the Season 2 overworld, then shut the server back down until the opening ceremony. Event Kart's Base Crowding Dispute Early in Season 2, Kart dug in beside other players' bases and refused to move, until prop set fire to the path to his base and nYx floated war. Event Land Claims and BlueMap Markers In late June 2022 prop pinned everyone's planned bases onto BlueMap, and the friends promptly started staking claims, with kira... Event Base Tour and the Pride of Big Bases The group toured Sian's, prop's and Hayan's bases and agreed everyone had scaled up more than expected. Event Login Outage and Password Change prop could not connect while kira was fixing a bug; the next day the shared password changed. Event Rk Joins the Server On 29 June 2022 Sian asked to bring a friend into Season 2, kira said yes, and Rk was whitelisted and shown to a free patch of land. Event · ★ Technoblade Mourned, Memorial Proposed After Technoblade's farewell video, the server posted "rip", kira proposed a memorial, and the idea that became the statues was born. Event Hero of the Village Diamond Boom Using the Hero of the Village discount, prop traded iron into emeralds, diamonds and full gear, and boasted that villagers beat mining. Event Sculk Shrieker Scare Rk broke a sculk shrieker near his base, and Sian and prop warned him a warden might spawn. Event · ★ The Accidental Raid at Sian's Base Two villagers and a bed at Sian's house triggered a raid, and the three friends died dozens of times before winning Hero of the Village. Event First Netherite Sword In July 2022 Sian upgraded his sword to netherite and claimed the most OP blade, and the first netherite item, on the server. Event Server Lag Spike and Join Failures The server lagged badly, with Sian dying in lava on dry land, ntize drowning on land and Hayan kicked repeatedly. Event OptiFine 1.19 Arrives Hayan's shaders would not work, and the group noticed OptiFine for 1.19 had appeared. Event · ★ Conquest of the Ancient City Season 2's first server event, in which prop's wool-carpeted expedition cleared an ancient city and survived the Warden. Event · ★ Sian Kills the Warden Emperor Sian shot a warden dead from a distance with his bow, claiming the first and only Warden kill on Season 2. Event The Bow Handover Ceremony Saitama delivered a custom bow to _eb in a solemn mock ceremony. Event World Border Set to 3k Saitama hit the world border, and kira explained the 3000-block radius. Event End City Looting and the First Netherite Block After the dragon, Saitama and Sian raided End cities for elytra, until Sian ran out of fireworks. Event · ★ Saitama Solos the Dragon At 4:18 AM on 11 July 2022 Saitama killed Season 2's first Ender Dragon alone, cancelling the server event prop had planned for it. Event Server Crash and Restart The server restarted several times on 11 July 2022, leaving ntize staring at an error screen. Event The First War: Warden Head Feud A stolen warden head sent Emperor Sian after _eb with the sword Enma, until ntize demanded an apology that Sian delivered in his own way. Event Voice Chat and Mod Rollout The friends learned the server had voice chat all along, and several installed Fabric and a set of client mods. Event Create Mod Creative Event prop invited everyone to a Sunday of creative-mode Create mod tinkering on a separate event server, but unknown-host errors made it... Event The Enderman Farm Is Built In July 2022 prop unlocked the End portal, then he and Saitama built an enderman XP farm that had Saitama at level 30 in no time. Event Observatory Telescope Build In July 2022 Akshay and _eb built the telescope of a NASA-style observatory, planning its shape in dirt before finishing in grey concrete. Event Saitama Steps Away Saitama said it was probably his last day for a while, and his friends immediately eyed his base. Event The Most-Reacted Message in Komedi Stuff In July 2022 a screenshot about kira turned a chat into a "Big Bros vs Young Bros" feud, and Levi's "what is this chat even" won 35 reactions. Event Sian's Technoblade Statue Finished On 2022-07-29 Emperor Sian finished a giant crowned-pig statue of Technoblade, and the chat called it a masterpiece. Event The Greatest Clutch prop marooned himself hundreds of blocks up on the nether roof, then dropped 150+ blocks in prot 2 armour and lived to call it his... Event Prop's Secret Chest Revealed prop discovered a chest hidden under a single block beneath his main chest. Event Onlyvillagers A villager screenshot turned into a running joke about a subscription site called onlyvillagers. Event nYx Wrecks Levi's Base Levi posted a damaged base and blamed nYx, who he said was getting even for a few kills. Event · ★ The Technoblade Statue Reveal prop's memorial reveal of his Technoblade statue on 9 August 2022 turned into a goat-horn sacrifice, a brawl and a server war. Event Fili Dies AFK Fili left his character AFK in prop's base and lost half his gear. Event Axolotl SMS: Scrap Mechanic Survival Between Minecraft sessions in late summer 2022, prop, kira and Fili ran a Scrap Mechanic co-op world, where a farmbot named Big Red ate... Event · ★ The Komedi War Video prop's most laboured-over video, released in October 2022 after weeks of delay, turned the Technoblade statue reveal into a war story... Event Tatsu Rank War On Grim's birthday, everyone compared Tatsu bot rank cards, and prop sat at number one. Event The Trading Hall Dispute Prop reclaimed a spot under his base that Fili had reserved for a joint trading hall.
Event Season 2 Settings Vote kira proposed quality-of-life mods, a better-horses mod and a random seed; all three won support. Event · ★ Season 2 Opening Ceremony On 20 June 2022 the friends gathered in voice chat, kira flipped the switch, and the 1.19 Wild Update... Event The Goat Horn Cult prop and nYx formed a two-man cult in which every horn blast must be answered, until a lava death took the... Event The IP That Got Someone In A stranger joined by accident when nYx's friend used an old server address. kira turned on the whitelist. Event Anarchy Debate Saitama asked why Season 2 was anarchy at all; prop explained that groups make their own pacts, and sealed... Event Whitelist Drought In late June 2022 friends could not get whitelisted, and kira ran out of patience with prop's whitelist toggling. Event kira Joins S2 kira, the server's host, was whitelisted onto Season 2 for the first time, restarted it for datapacks, and... Event Magma Cube Disaster prop tried to swim through lava to escape a magma cube and lost his goat horn. Saitama died the same way... Event Hayan and Sian Join Hayan was whitelisted for Season 2 and spent his first hour lost, then asked for Sian to be added too. Event Mangrove Expedition prop, nYx and Suresh trekked to a distant mangrove swamp for propagules and dripstone. Event Reminiscing About Season 1 prop and Saitama looked back at Season 1 and agreed it had been the best experience. Event Saitama's Nether Run Saitama was killed by a piglin brute at a bastion, then collected a run of Nether advancements. Event Account Crossover After a crash, Sian logged in as Hayan and killed ntize; prop warned of consequences. Event The First Dragon Is Saved for Everyone When ntize asked if players could go to the End, prop said there were no rules about it, but the first... Event Mob Farm Relocation to the Sky Sian's mob farm underperformed because of unlit caves nearby, so it moved about 100 blocks up. Event ntize Becomes _eb ntize switched accounts, and the group briefly had no idea who _eb was. Event Nether Roof Desert Expedition IRIS, Sian and _eb built a portal to the Nether roof and came out in a desert at the world border. Event Shyam vs Sian: Duels, Falls and Respawns Eb and Sian traded arrows, kills and falls from a 120-block drop tower, then argued over who had won. Event Fortress Hunt and 107 Blaze Rods Sian and _eb went hunting for a Nether fortress and spent a long while lost in the basalt deltas, picked... Event Ruling on the Chunk Reload Trick Kart asked if the Lifesteal SMP F3+A chunk-reload trick was allowed; kira said yes. Event The Cookie Alliance At the Season 2 tent camp prop set out a chest of cookies and a flag: eat one and you vow not to backstab... Event Sian's Birthday Kart spotted a birthday boy in the online list and led the wishes for Emperor Sian. Event Prop's Nether Fortress Trip prop went to the Nether fortress for blaze rods, angered the pigmen and holed up in a blaze spawner room. Event Ancient City Raid and the Warden Sian and ntize raided ancient cities with wool paths and freecam; ntize was killed by a sonic boom, and... Event The Bastion Disaster Sian died repeatedly at a bastion and lost his armour, elytra and netherite tools, keeping only a sword,... Event Saitama's Lava Death Saitama fell into basalt lava in the Nether and lost his elytra and fireworks, but saved his netherite. Event Soul Speed Barter Rush The friends learned that Soul Speed can only be bartered from piglins, and spent a lot of gold finding out. Event Villager Restock Mystery Prop explained why villagers zombified before stocking never restock, then watched some that did. Event Elytra Monopoly In July 2022 Akshay and Saitama's ancient-city loot turned elytra into a luxury good, and Saitama... Event Kira Kills Saitama and Takes His Loot kira logged in, found Saitama at his base, killed him with an iron axe and walked off with his diamonds... Event Sian Kills His First Wither After days of collecting skulls and soul sand, Sian killed his first Wither underground in about three... Event nYx Returns After Weeks nYx logged in for the first time in weeks, toured the bases and decided to turn his old base into a lakeside villa. Event Raid at Saitama's Village Saitama triggered a raid on purpose; he and Kart died to a vindicator but won, and prop banned raids near his base. Event Voluntary Exile and the Bell Rule Rk killed a pillager, earned Voluntary Exile, and was told to drink milk to avoid a raid. Event DeathHack Joins the Server kira whitelisted his brother DeathHack127, who raced through the early advancements. Event Power Cut Takes Down the Server The server crashed mid-mining, and a power cut took it down again later that day. Event Sian and eb Respawn the Ender Dragon With Sian's end crystals, the dragon fell twice in two days, and the missing egg became a small tragedy... Event Kailash Joins the Server Sian asked to bring a friend, the admins agreed with conditions, and kailash2908 was whitelisted. Event Sian Kills eb Sian killed eb with his sword Enma over a shulker box of important items, and took his head. Event Advancement Chase In early August 2022, Emperor Sian and _eb raced each other through the advancement list, and Sian... Event Server Restart Day The server went down repeatedly on 4 August 2022, including a crash when DeathHack127 joined. Event The Border Opens for Coral Sian and _eb asked kira to lift the 6000-block border to find coral; kira gave them half an hour at 8000. Event Dragon Rerun for a Spyglass Sian re-killed the dragon alone for the spyglass advancement while _eb stockpiled for a dragon farm. Event Mega Base Dibs prop, Sian and eb each called dibs on a grand mega base, and negotiated who got the first ancient city. Event Frog Light Farm Completed In August 2022 _eb's frog light farm on the nether roof came online, producing roughly 5000 frog lights an... Event prop's Cursed Events Rant When nYx cancelled on yet another event, prop listed every Season 2 event that had gone wrong since IRIS's... Event Dragon Killed by _eb and DeathHack _eb lost the first round to the Ender Dragon and six endermen, then recruited DeathHack127 and won the rematch. Event Server Downtime and Restart kira announced an hour of downtime on 8 August 2022; the server then started several times, again on the 9th. Event · ★ DeathHack Declares War on prop In August 2022 DeathHack ambushed prop in his base, killed him, and announced he "just wanted to declare war". Event DeathHack's No-Death Pledge DeathHack vowed to leave the server forever if he died even once. Event Fili Joins the Server Fili found he was not whitelisted; prop opened the door, gave a tour and explained the rules. Event nYx Griefs DeathHack's Villa Killed repeatedly during an event, nYx stayed online and burned DeathHack's beach villa to the ground. Event The Fist Fights at Fili's Base Fili, _eb and Sian held bare-fisted duels with a battle horn countdown. Event Fili vs DeathHack127 Crystal Duel After days of taunting, Fili in full netherite met DeathHack127 in max diamond at prop's base, and an end... Event No Rules Season kira announced that Season 2 had no rules, not even against lag machines, which surprised prop, since even... Event Fili's First Farm On 11 August 2022 Fili and prop built a scaffolding mob farm east of spawn that churned out about 18k... Event · ★ Capturing the Warden Sian and eb lured a Warden out of the ancient city, through a roof portal and into Sian's purpose-built cage. Event Dragon Farming Night _eb, Sian and Hayan respawned the Ender Dragon again and again, chasing elytra and heads, while arguing... Event The Status-Effect Advancement Grind Sian and _eb spent a month chasing the "How Did We Get Here?" advancement, and Dolphin's Grace nearly beat them. Event Shulker Multiplication Incident Sian brought a shulker to the overworld and it kept splitting until about ten chased him. Event Technoblade Statue Reveal Recording Mishap Prop found his recording of the statue reveal had no audio, and decided to summarise instead. Event Server Dies When the Backup Power Went Rk could not join because the home server was off after its backup power failed. Event Elder Guardian Mishap Sian's attempt to portal an elder guardian away from a monument ended with the guardian stuck and Sian dead. Event The Server Goes Quiet In autumn 2022 ASMP S2 emptied out, kira joked about killing it to save money, and Hisoka arrived to revive it. Event prop Returns, Finds the Damaged Statue Back for a two-month grind in December 2022, prop found the Technoblade statue holed by a creeper and his... Event Internet Cable Cut A cut internet cable knocked the Season 2 server offline until the provider repaired it. Event Axolotl Season 3 Announced as Modded kira announced that Season 3 would be modded after sharing a Create Aeronautics showcase, and prop... Event Architecture Upgrade kira announced that Axolotl's architecture was being upgraded and the server would be offline for a while,... Event Season 2 Channels Archived kira asked prop to archive the Season 2 channels, and prop agreed.

Axolotl SMP Season 2.5

39 entries
Event Channels reset for Season 2.5 prop reset the channels for S2.5, leaving a pile of archived ones, and listed the lineage of every season so far. Event The Hollow Mountain On day two of Season 2.5, prop thought he had found a huge cave and realised the entire mountain was hollow. Event Prop Reaches the Nether Fortress and the Brass Age prop found a Nether fortress, got stranded without a pickaxe, made it home, and earned the Brass Age while friends teased kira. Event Fili and kira Explore Terralith kira flew thousands of blocks looking for a village and found a monument and a rare biome; prop and Fili surveyed near spawn. Event Hayan's first visit and land hunt Hayan logged in with no idea where he was, was toured through prop's basement, and asked for unoccupied land. nYx claimed a mountain. Event IRIS Cannot Connect to the VPN Server "IRIS could not rejoin and got "unknown host"; prop and the others pointed at the VPN, and IRIS eventually found the cause." Event The First Train on the Server On 28 February 2023 prop ran the first Create train on Axolotl SMP, and soon gave it extra carriages with automatic doors. Event · ★ The Server Killer Machine prop's Create drill rig crashed Season 2.5 every time its chunk loaded, locking him out of the server until he hunted it down. Event Creative mode glitch "While experimenting, prop stumbled on a Create "creative mode glitch" and he and kira turned on creative mode." Event BotFragx's WireGuard onboarding kira sent BotFragx a WireGuard config and number 30; he joined despite wifi trouble and was promptly slain by an Enderman. Event Mapping the Server New players asked where to build, so prop shared his minimap of settlements and landmarks, and Mero claimed the jungle by the desert. Event Train Station Begins, with Hogwarts Candles In March 2023 prop began the central train station, then decided it needed floating candles like the Hogwarts dining hall. Event nYx Returns After weeks away nYx fixed a Forge and Fabric mix-up and rejoined as _nYxTaku, to a train ride, a tour and a quick death. Event Castle Village Discovered On 27 March 2023 Hayan's brother stumbled on two ruined portals and a huge castle village, right after kira had walked 10k blocks... Event Staring Contest with an Enderman prop went AFK in the cave base, came back to an enderman staring at him, and declared victory when it left. Event The Pop Express Server Tour prop played tour-guide train driver, narrating Axolotl Central, a sketchy bridge and Mount Myx station, and Hayan got hit by the train. Event · ★ The Lava Spawn Trap prop logged in to try a shaderpack, swam into a lava box kira had built near spawn to taunt him, and lost about twelve hours of work.
Event Season 2.5 Begins Behind the Axolotl VPN After a "coming soon" teaser and a VPN-only notice, kira announced modded Season 2.5 in February 2023, a... Event · ★ Axolotl SMP Season 2.5 Goes Live In February 2023 kira started a new Axolotl SMP linked to Discord, and prop, nYx, Hayan and DeathHack127... Event Fan Deaths and First Voice Chat Hayan finally got the voice mod working, and Create's Encased Fan claimed several players, DeathHack127,... Event Infinite Bread Discovery prop worked out that an auto mill and baking machines gave one bread per wheat, and made 64 bread from 64 wheat. Event Fili asks for iron, prop says no With nearly everyone absent, Fili asked prop for resources, and prop refused to hand over his iron and diamonds. Event Gantry Carriage System Completed prop announced his gantry carriage system was done, then failed three times at its precision mechanism. Event prop's Secret Build for kira prop teased a surprise in the cave base for kira, who joined the next day and the two earned a run of... Event The First Train of the Server prop gave abishek a tour of his Create-powered cave base, then built the server's first train with him and... Event Fili joins and everyone panics When FiliTheLegend joined, every player reacted with alarm, and kira reportedly threatened to kill the... Event The College Wifi VPN Bypass After months of timeouts on a campus network, kira found a bypass and prop played without lag the next day. Event A Kingdom Tour and Create Crash Course prop toured EmperorSian2460's castle base and gave him a long lesson on Create. Event Sian Run Over by prop's Train "EmperorSian2460 joined, was shown the station, and was killed by "prop's engine" while riding on top of a train." Event Steam Engine Completed With kira's blaze burners, prop finished a Create steam engine that produced 49k stress from three burners... Event Giga Steam Engine Mode kira and prop pushed the steam engine into "giga mode" at 147k stress, then grew a kelp-block store to... Event Second Train and Service Train "prop built the "official second train", a heavy-duty service train anyone could use, and captainbolt... Event Motivation Collapse Alone on the server in April 2023, prop invited anyone to grief it, and kira admitted he no longer knew... Event Crash on the Line captainbolt crashed the service train into the main train; Mero fixed it and prop redesigned the track. Event Village Rush by nYx and rk nYx and rk claimed a village near -480, 780 while prop complained that kira's seed had almost no villages. Event The VPN Ban Mystery "kira noticed rk connected through the VPN despite a ban on his domain, and nYx cheered rk on as a "sigma"." Event The Lost Backups In May 2023 kira discovered he had somehow lost the latest Axolotl backups, with only a Season 1 file from... Event The Leaked Aeronautics prop got hold of a leaked Create Aeronautics build and went looking for a server to fly it on. Event prop Becomes Server Manager At the end of May 2023 kira handed prop complete access and made him responsible for running the server,...

ASMP Earth

74 entries
Event · ★ ASMP Earth Launches prop's just-for-fun vanilla server opened on a 1:1500 map of the Earth on 2023-06-20, with a live map, anarchy rules and a launch day of... Event The Scramble for Earth From launch day, the players staked their claims on real-world countries by posting map screenshots, from Japan to Antarctica. Event · ★ Planes Arrive on ASMP Earth Crossing continents by boat was too slow, so prop polled for and added the Immersive Aircraft mod, and made passive mobs spawn more than... Event · ★ The Axolotl News Is Founded In June 2023 nYx and prop gave ASMP Earth its own newspaper, with an MS Paint logo and a promise of a Sunday edition every week. Event The Great Coal Shortage of 2023 nYx burned through six stacks of coal, prop needed fuel for his plane, and a newspaper article was born. Event Striking the Japanese KGF nYx found one ore vein under Japan holding coal, emerald, gold and diamond; prop called it rigged. Event First Manned Flight from Antarctica to Japan prop flew his biplane from Antarctica to Japan with full radio roleplay, billed in the news as Antarctica's first manned flight to... Event · ★ The Marincess Herald ASMP Earth's weekly Sunday newspaper, named by accident after a Yu-Gi-Oh! deck and cancelled for lack of content after four editions. Event · ★ First Nether Portal Opens in Antarctica prop lit the first nether portal on the Earth map and filmed it as lost research footage. Event · ★ Zombie Villager Cure After weeks without villagers, prop cured a zombie villager with a weakness potion and a golden apple, and named him Optimus Prime. Event Antarctica's Coal and Iron Boom In a week of prop's mock-news bulletins, Antarctica found coal, hired villagers for iron, and stirred up invasion jokes. Event Villager Breeding Begins prop built a villager breeder in Antarctica, found that mob griefing off stopped villagers picking up food, and fixed it with a mod. Event Server Crash and the Lost Biplane A crash rolled back kira's inventory and lost his biplane, while Rk's crops doubled. Event · ★ kira's State Visit to Antarctica kira flew in as Cuba's delegate for a fully in-character tour of Antarctica that ended in a research pact. Event Airdrop to Cuba After kira died to a skeleton on landing, prop flew 13 km to Cuba to return his plane and gear, and called the mission "Airdrop Successful". Event Bastion Raid in Indonesia prop crossed the Nether to rescue Rk from piglin brutes, and the two looted the bastion and split the spoils. Event · ★ The Nether Roof Is Breached After installing a portal datapack, prop broke through to the Nether roof and linked a portal there, calling it the Biggest Breakthrough. Event prop's Tree Farm Payout prop finished his giga tree farm and showed off an enormous wood haul. Event Mero Joins New Zealand Mero joined as antivenom, died to lava a few times, and was talked down as Flight NZ 01. Event The Creative Testing Server prop opened a creative test server with nearly every main-server mod and built two ice boat race tracks there. Event Ancient City Warden Deaths Abishek kept dying to a Warden in an ancient city, and the rescue attempt on the third day went about as badly. Event Operation Archaeology prop flew past the border to dig up a fresh 1.20 archaeological site and came back with a pottery sherd and a pocketful of armor trims. Event The Bonemeal Farm Comes Alive prop finished a moss bonemeal farm, left it running overnight, and fixed one mistimed repeater to turn it into a 54-stack machine. Event Rescue in Africa IRIS, down to half a heart in an African cave, raided prop's armor and planes before being rescued. Event Desert Expedition and Trim Hunt In August 2023 IRIS came back from a trim-hunting trip with loot, a near-death in a collapsed tunnel, and Hero of the Village. Event Visit to the Server Machine prop turned up unannounced at kira's house and was shown the machine the Axolotl server runs on. Event Trimmed Armor and First Netherite Tools On 27 August 2023, after a guardian fight at the monument, prop and Abishek crafted their first trimmed armor and upgraded hoes and... Event Abishek's Armor Trim Spree In three days Abishek flew a plane to far-off structures and came back with a full netherite set and almost every overworld armor trim. Event Floating Island Lore Planning Session prop and IRIS invented the next mega build: shards of Antarctica floating over a research station swallowed by a giant cherry tree. Event Three Wardens and the Ancient City Rescue IRIS got cornered by three Wardens in an ancient city, kira advised him to surrender and die, and the friends staged a rescue mission instead. Event · ★ Silence Trim Obtained After spawning about ten Wardens and looting every ancient city chest, Abishek found the 1.2% Silence template, and prop and he spent... Event The Raid Farm In September 2023 Abishek, RJ and Suresh built a raid farm by an ocean village, and after a missing fire block and a mob-cap-hogging bot... Event Villager Breeder Sabotage Mystery prop found the villager breeder with missing glass and a gap just big enough for a player, and the ledger blamed damage from three weeks earlier. Event RJ's Birthday Prank prop marked RJ's birthday with cakes, a Carpet bot of RJ, a stream of 'leaked' photos and the nickname 'milk man'. Event · ★ Four Players Beat the Dragon Together prop called an End event on 10 September 2023, and four players killed the Ender Dragon together, the most he had seen online at once. Event Cats for the Creeper Farm IRIS needed 48 cats for the creeper farm, so prop let his cats be bred. Event The Sorter Room prop and Abishek dug and wired the item sorter on ASMP Earth, arguing over end rods and terracotta while he demanded the quartz go. Event Trial Chambers Preview After the Armadillo won the mob vote, prop summarised the features coming in Minecraft 1.21.
Event The Stop-Gap Server Idea In June 2023 prop proposed a goal-less random server to fill the wait for 1.20, and within days the plan... Event The DeathHack Confession Pin prop pinned a mocking screenshot of DeathHack, Grimwatch declared him "caught in 4k", and Levi protested. Event First Chicken in Antarctica prop found a lone chicken in Antarctica and nYx turned it into a news story. Event Antarctic Call for Reinforcement In character, prop invited nations to the Antarctic research station, warning that trespass would be an act of war. Event The Missing Structures Crisis ASMP Earth's real-world map had no villages, ancient cities or sculk, so half of 1.20, and the Warden,... Event backup.axolotl.pink Opens prop opened backup.axolotl.pink as the place for active members to download world backups. Event kira Finally Plays Earth After exam season, kira joined, collected his starter kit from prop and set off for Cuba. Event The Nether and End Claim Debate prop and nYx argued over whether the Nether and the End should be claimable. Event The Power Cut Saga The summer 2023 run of outages when ASMP Earth lived on kira's home hardware and the power kept going out. Event prop Systems Compromised In character, prop announced his systems were compromised and released a video to call for backup. Event Morbius I and Samuel I Up for Adoption prop put two librarian villagers on the ASMP Earth trade channel, complete with names, lecterns and a... Event Plane Through a Portal Experiment prop built a plane-sized portal to test whether aircraft can use portals. They cannot. Event prop Vents About Grinding Alone prop found it demotivating to be the only one grinding, while nYx defended a lazy playstyle. Event Moving Villagers to the Roof Portals prop and kira ferried villagers through the Nether roof portals by boat and bed, which prop cheerfully... Event The Slime Hunt Slimeballs became the most sought-after resource, and several swamps produced no slimes at all. Event ASMP Earth Moves to 1.20.1 In August 2023 prop took ASMP Earth down and brought it up on Fabric 1.20.1, smoother than anyone expected. Event SHEEP: the Season 3 ASMP Earth Cinematic prop announced his YouTube cinematic "SHEEP // Season 3: ASMP Earth Cinematic", about the day they found... Event · ★ The Beyond-the-Border Rules When prop realised the Nether led to untouched chunks far outside the Earth map, he wrote rules to keep... Event DeathHack127 Joins and Trades DeathHack127 arrived with a starter kit, staked a claim in France and bought a fortune pickaxe from prop. Event /trigger color Chaos DeathHack kept switching his name colour until everyone pointed out whose shade he was borrowing. Event BotFrag Finally Joins After days of pestering for a VPN file, BotFragx joined as botfragz, died repeatedly, and needed a starter... Event Raid Farm Veto In August 2023 prop found a pillager outpost bounding box and floated stacked raid farms; kira said no,... Event Raid on the Antarctica Villagers Bored of planning, prop and Abishek triggered a raid on purpose, with iron golems and pumpkins as backup. Event · ★ First Warden Killed on the Server Abishek beat a Warden one-on-one after it got stuck in water chasing him, and prop declared him the first... Event Antarctica Trade Deals with RJ After RJ borrowed the villager hall, prop declared his base off limits and set up a diamond economy. Event RJ Joins and Claims South America New player RJ asked about claims and took South America, while Suresh took Malaysia and prop took Antarctica. Event Axolotl Spawner Broken Abishek accidentally broke an axolotl spawner off the Australian coast, and prop refused to restore it. Event Carpet Bots Return prop added the Carpet mod and spawned an AFK bot to farm bone meal. Event The 52-Debris Netherite Run prop and Abishek blew up the Nether with stacks of TNT, hauled in 52 ancient debris, and came out with 13... Event End City Loot Run Abishek swapped an elytra for shulker shells, and he and botfragz looted End ships and a second End city. Event Guardian Farm Breakout RJ broke the guardian farm and got killed by guardians, as did Abishek, before it was repaired. Event Farm Course Plan IRIS listed every farm the mega build would need, and prop saw a chance to flex on the nons. Event Server Down for Mod Updates prop took the Earth server down to update two mods and opened a suggestion box: concrete got in, graves... Event Wither Slain for the Beacon prop and BotFragx farmed their skulls, summoned the Wither at the mines, and called it the easiest fight ever. Event Server Declared Dead With hardly anyone playing, prop admitted he had lost motivation, and IRIS answered the next day with... Event · ★ SMP Earth Is Done prop announced the end of ASMP Earth, took a forced backup, released the 13 GB final world download and...

ASMP Limbo

60 entries
Event Tempad and Nature's Compass added On 2023-10-27 prop added Tempad, because he loved Loki, and Nature's Compass to the Limbo modpack. Event Limbo base begins Prop founded his Create base on flat land, and within a week it had a quarry elevator and a mega windmill. Event 41 deployers and the brass dispute prop designed a lava-proof miner needing 41 deployers, IRIS built them from prop's brass, and prop felt used. Event IRIS builds the windmill roof IRIS finished the roof and windmill on prop's base, and prop kept it as IRIS's contribution to the house. Event Prop's Giga Cobble Farm Works On 9 November 2023 prop showed Abishek his own-design cobble generator, proclaimed it a giga cobble farm and declared his base the hub yet again. Event Expedition for spruce and cherry Armed with a Nature's Compass, prop travelled almost 3,000 blocks on Limbo for a handful of spruce saplings and found a cherry grove on... Event The honey farm unveiled On 2023-12-09 prop presented his 14-beehive Create honey farm, the most over-engineered ever built in Limbo. Event The giant spinning drill prop built a giant spinning Create mining machine, left to catch a train, and came back to find it had become a cobble generator. Event Exposure Camera Day prop and kira finally played together on the modded server and spent the day shooting 16-frame rolls of black-and-white film with the... Event Planning the train yard with nYx Prop asked nYx how to wire a four-track train yard into a global railway line, and argued with the answer. Event Abi's house nearly flattened by a train "Prop's long track nearly ran over abi's house, home of the server's nether portal. The "monster" was a train." Event The Train Arrives at Kira Island prop laid a perfectly straight 2,000-block track to kira's base in a single day, earned Road Kill on the way, and flattened IRIS's house. Event ASMP Limbo Ends On 26 April 2024 prop closed ASMP Limbo in a lavacast and shared every backup ever made of the world. Event · ★ The Lava Cast With ASMP Limbo about to close, prop had 5 TNT and infinite lava, so he lava cast his own base and then drowned a parade of bot...
Event prop 'fixes' Kart's base Prop retold how he once decorated Kart's base to improve it, and Kart cried that he had broken it. Event ASMP Limbo Opens After several restarts, prop opened the modded Create server Limbo, a no-reset, play-whenever world that... Event Nether fortress on Limbo Prop built a nether portal and found a fortress, while Abishek and Kart explored and kept dying. Event Server destroyer cobble machine warning Prop frantically warned IRIS never to build a Create cobble generator he said would crash the server in... Event · ★ Forge or Fabric: the rebuild vote On 27 October 2023 Limbo's Forge world was voted away and rebuilt from scratch on Fabric 1.20.1 in a single day. Event Console Relay Goes Live The Axolotl Chat bot began listening to the server console, and prop and Abishek started their first... Event First Nether Trip and Fortress Hunt Abishek built a portal from 20 obsidian, and he and prop went to the Nether for blaze and found a fortress. Event The duplicating server-crashing mining machine prop's giant Create drill crashed ASMP Limbo and then, impossibly, copied itself, prompting a red alert... Event The Great Iron-for-Leather Deal Kart and prop haggled over leather and settled on 4 iron for 3 leather; both claimed to have been scammed. Event Abishek's First Build and the Lava Train Plan Abishek built a Nether lava pump filling a 128-bucket tank, called it his first build, and decided to ship... Event Power cut takes the server down The server went offline overnight, likely from a power cut at the host, and Levi turned it back on. Event Ancient City Expedition Kart lost his gear while AFK, so he and abishekishere went to loot an ancient city, over prop's objections... Event Windmill Factory Planning After finishing Kart's iron sorter on 2023-11-27, prop and Abishek planned a nine-row gravel-washing... Event Windmills and the Iron Factory In one long session on 29 November 2023 prop and Abishek built a Create-powered iron factory that soon... Event Discord bridge fixed After weeks of Minecraft chat not reaching Discord, prop reset the bot and the new ASMP Chat bridge... Event Auto-restart and RAM troubles Server RAM usage rocketed, so prop proudly set up a 3 am auto-restart every two days on the Pterodactyl... Event temp_cobble shot by a pillager prop's fake player temp_cobble was shot dead by a pillager on 2023-12-07, and the grief produced a... Event Restart Loop of December 8 For about half an hour on 8 December 2023 the Limbo server booted and stopped roughly once a minute, for... Event Honeyed apples and infinite saturation After earning Total Beelocation in Limbo, prop declared honeyed apples the best food in the game. Event The Restart Loop On 14 December 2023 the Limbo server restarted about once a minute for half an hour, which kira said "had... Event Pterodactyl Schedule Loop The server kept stopping and starting until prop found a 3 AM restart schedule firing all minute long. Event Mero's Induction mero joined wanting an underwater base and got a tour of prop's farms, a starter kit and a flattening machine. Event Hermitcraft Envy After watching Hermitcraft, prop wanted a similar server with da bois, and nYx explained why it would not work. Event Crushing Wheels near-miss Prop was run through Create's Crushing Wheels and somehow kept his items. Event Mods updated and server fixed Prop updated Fabric and every mod, and the server restarted without crashing. Event Prop Beats the Nether After announcing 'we beating the game today', prop raided a fortress and bastion and came home with 15... Event The Lost Instance prop accidentally deleted his local game instance, taking his waypoints and map with it; kira had no... Event Solo carrying the server prop played alone from morning to night, got the Track Factory advancement from his Create press, and the... Event Spawn radius set to zero prop briefly opped himself and set spawnRadius to 0 so every newcomer lands on one block, then built a... Event k1R4 returns to the server After prop offered to help him get started, k1R4 joined the Create server on a fresh start. Event Levi Proposes a Revival In March 2024 Levi (DeathHack127 in game) asked whether the server should come back for the summer, now... Event Server restart with Exposure camera mod On 2024-03-25 Limbo was restarted on 1.20.1 after kira answered prop's mod question with "put exposure". Event Ping trouble: LAN vs VPN kira, hosting the server, had worse lag than prop, so he swapped between LAN and VPN before they gave up. Event First Train Assembled Prop assembled his first Create train and earned All Aboard!, though it was nowhere near finished. Event DeathHack127 Joins the Create Server DeathHack127 wandered into ASMP Limbo not knowing what the server was, and left with WireGuard access, a... Event kira finds diamonds and hides from pillagers Minutes after asking which level to mine at, kira found diamonds, then got pinned in his cave by pillagers. Event DeathHack127 keeps dying in the Nether DeathHack127 was slain by a Wither Skeleton and then a Piglin, and prop noticed a pattern. Event Base flattened by a train Prop told a friend his base was gone, flattened by a monstrous train, then admitted he had only removed one house. Event The Train Network Is Complete After days of laying track, prop declared the Create train network finished, with two main stations, a... Event Restart cuts RAM by 30% After removing a bot and restarting, prop reported RAM usage down about 30% and less lag. Event Spawners can be moved prop remembered that Create can move mob spawners, found four under his base and planned an XP grinder. Event k1R4 Downscales the Server In April 2024 kira shrank the Limbo server to 4 GB of RAM to free a VM for work; prop warned Create wants... Event The Bot Army of April 18 prop spawned fake players named after his friends to AFK his skeleton farm, and declared it the most... Event The Infinite XP Farm prop found one bucket of liquid XP was worth 43 levels, counted 88 buckets, and duplicated his way to... Event Prop defeats the Wither On ASMP Limbo prop dug a long tunnel, beat the Wither at 1000 ping, and turned the resulting beacon into a Tempad. Event · ★ The Great Limbo Post-Mortem After months of playing alone, prop announced Limbo would close after the dragon, and the friends argued...

Axolotl Storm

12 entries
Event · ★ Birth of the 'Axolotl Storm' In one afternoon prop built a test server, opped everyone and summoned a Wither Storm, name-tagging it 'Axolotl Storm'. Event The Wither Storm Event Begins To fill the wait for 1.21, prop reset the world, deopped everyone and kicked off the Wither Storm event on 1 May 2024. Event · ★ Summoning the Wither Storm On 2024-05-04 prop and nYx played by voice chat, summoned the Wither Storm, and came back from a gravel run to find a phase 3 Wither... Event The Journal Lore Rule prop ruled that anyone playing while the Wither Storm lived would keep a journal, filled in only after each session, to be published as lore.
Event The Pink Wool House and the Egg Early Axolotl Storm trivia: a killed pink sheep, a base decision, and an egg that hatched four chicks. Event DeathHack127's Escape and Kart's Sacrifice Kart kept dying to hold the Wither Storm's attention so Levi could run for the Nether portal, while prop... Event Hayan's Flight from the Boss Hayan's first session saw prop coach him by coordinates to a safe village, with a Wither Storm on his heels. Event Planning the Wither Fight Between sessions, prop and nYx drew up the plan for beating the Wither Storm: smite swords, ender pearls... Event Rescue Mission for Kira kira logged in directly beneath the Wither Storm, and prop and nYx had to pull off a respawn-anchor rescue. Event Stalled Mid-May With players busy and prop editing the video, the Wither Storm server went quiet, and prop refused to move... Event · ★ The Formidibomb Finale On 28 May 2024 four players got Formidibombs and blew up the Wither Storm, which responded by arising... Event Shutdown and Handoff to Season 3 Setup With the Wither Storm done, prop asked kira to free up the server node so he could start the next SMP.

Axolotl SMP Season 3

55 entries
Event · ★ S3 Launch Night Axolotl SMP Season 3 opened on a deliberately random seed, after prop reset the world several times because the first spawn was bad. Event Iron Farm and the Iron Loan On 5 June 2024 prop finished a zombie iron farm at the Cherry Village, bankrolled by a 32-iron loan from DeathHack127. Event Mega Cobble Farm prop built a huge TNT-duper cobblestone farm for his future base, finished it in two days, and joked it could break the server. Event prop's Castle In June 2024 prop marked out, flattened and built a medieval castle, the first big build of Season 3, and gave the group a full tour. Event IRIS's Totem Empire Begins On 2024-06-08, IRIS decided to rule the world with totems, and a small cheap raid farm went up at the shore of Season 3 in a single day. Event Server Death by Chunk Generation prop tried to pre-generate chunks with the ASMP_Admin account and broke the server, shortly before a power fluctuation. Event The Diamond Jackpot Digging for tuff, prop struck diamond vein after diamond vein and came away with a stack of diamond ore. Event Kart Joins the Server After weeks of pestering prop for a skin and calling joining a very difficult task, Kart finally logged in to Season 3 as Kartwastaken. Event Royal Prop To match his castle, prop unveiled a Royal prop skin with an overcoat, pants and a crown. Event The Touch-Grass Petition Levi petitioned to ban prop for a few weeks; prop answered by unveiling his finished castle. Event First Trial Chamber Attempts After the 1.21 update prop found trial chambers, built an entrance and guided nYx through keys and ominous trials, while group runs kept... Event nYx Claims Cat Ear Mountain nYx came back and demanded the cat-ear-shaped mountain, only to learn it sat above a double ancient city. Event · ★ The Great Wall Is Finished In July 2024 prop walled in his whole castle estate with a giant tuff wall, tested first in a creative world, and declared it done on the 15th. Event Flag Law Declared In July 2024 prop adopted a cyan-blue flag and decreed Season 3's banner code: no borders, a yellow border means war, and Kart owed him a flag. Event Power Cut Takes Down the Server (July) Another power cut, with the UPS and backup power both failing, took the home-hosted server down in July 2024. Event · ★ First End Raid On 2 October 2024 prop beat the dragon and led an end-busting trip that found the first End City and its elytra. Event The Server Revival On 2 October 2024 prop revived the world after a long break, and kira argued to keep prop's progress instead of starting fresh. Event Aternos Revenge Banned from a friend group's Aternos server, prop used another admin's account to wipe it with TNT. Event Bamboo Crafter Farm Built prop built the crafter array on 10-05 and the finished bamboo farm on 10-06. Event Gunpowder Farm Completed prop finished his castle-themed creeper gunpowder farm, built to be seen rather than hidden. Event Cherry Village Gets Its Lanterns prop and Kart swapped the torches for a grid of lanterns on cherry fences and new street lamps. Event The Enderman Farm Build prop and k1R4 spent a weekend building a huge Enderman XP farm in the End, arguing over the drop and dying on the way. Event RAM Upgrade k1R4 upgraded the host's RAM so the Pterodactyl node had 16 GB, and prop raised the server to 10 GB. Event Netherite Day On 24 October 2024 prop dug up 45 ancient debris in one sitting and walked out in a full suit of netherite, just as nYx rejoined the server. Event Levi's Items Rescued Levi died to a skeleton and logged off unaware; prop saved his dropped items before they despawned. Event Levi's Base Pep Talk Lost on what to build in Season 3, Levi got a talk from prop and came back hours later with a polished starter base. Event Cinematic Screenshots prop logged in as ASMP_Admin to take cinematic screenshots of key locations and speed-ran some advancements. Event Axolotl Is Back After half a year of silence, Levi, nYx, Hayan and kira all logged into Season 3 again, and prop was thrilled to see more than just his own base. Event Car Mountain Castle Exterior Complete After about three weeks of work, nYx announced the exterior of his Car Mountain Castle was finished, and prop could still only see two towers. Event New Year's Eve Return and the 8-Month Video The server came back on New Year's Eve 2024 after more than a week offline, and prop released his longest-ever video edit the same evening.
Event Prot 4 Librarian Hunt prop and abishek rerolled villager librarians until one finally offered Protection 4 for a handful of emeralds. Event The Cherry Village Contract prop rented a house in his cherry village to abishek in exchange for a shared food farm, sealed by typing... Event Bastion Raid prop and DeathHack127 looted a treasure bastion, with DeathHack dying twice to piglin brutes along the way. Event Power Cut Takes Down the Server (June) A power cut and a failed UPS took the server and its panel offline until Levi restarted the machine by hand. Event The Surprise Thingy prop collected everyone's Minecraft skins for an undisclosed surprise. Event prop's Farm Checklist prop listed the farms he needed before building the villager trading hall, and by November had ticked off... Event Pterodactyl Panel Down In June 2024 the Pterodactyl panel was stuck loading for three weeks, blocking the 1.21 and mod updates,... Event Levi and IRIS Beef A question about call permissions spiralled into a brief beef between Levi and IRIS, which Levi declared erased. Event Voice Chat Mod Removed, 1.20.6 Restart prop restarted S3 on 1.20.6 with carpet working, and dropped the in-game voice chat mod. Event Upgrade to 1.21 On 1 July 2024 prop upgraded the server to 1.21 with all its mods ready, and nYx, newly joined, raced... Event Iron Farm Fixed prop finally fixed his iron farm, and lightning-struck villagers earned an accidental Surge Protector. Event First Trial Chamber Cleared kira, nYx and prop cleared the first 1.21 trial chamber together, unlocking ominous vaults and collecting... Event Two-Week Server Phases prop made the server pausable when empty and ran it in two-week phases. Event Dragon Respawned and Endgame Farms prop and k1R4 respawned the Ender Dragon, k1R4 died to it, and prop built bamboo, sugarcane and creeper farms. Event No Trade Until Bases Exist prop ruled that trading opens only once someone else has a base, though he still offered Levi a loan of rockets. Event Creative Server Created prop spun up a second, creative-mode server on the same seed with the Axiom mod, for build battles and... Event Server Restart Loop For half an hour the server restarted every minute; k1R4 blamed power, prop a scheduling mishap. Event abishek Returns abishek briefly came back, found his house and horse, and traded kills with prop. Event IRIS Forgets Season 3 Exists IRIS asked what was going on, thought the world was over, and had to be reminded he had already rented a... Event Should We Reset the World? In November 2024 a newcomer wanted a reset to play from the start; prop put it to a vote and everyone said no. Event · ★ prop Beats the Wither in the End prop summoned the Wither in the End, watched it escape his trap, ran away through the portal and came back... Event The Airtel Outage An ISP port block took the server panel offline until kira started the containers by hand. Event Panel Swap: Moonlight to Pelican prop complained the new Moonlight panel couldn't handle worlds or mods, and kira promised to add Pelican. Event @bois Made Pingable After BotFragx asked, prop made the @bois role pingable, adding that the Discord was kind of dead anyway. Event The Minecraft Movie Outing A week of chaotic planning for a group trip to see the Minecraft movie ended with three tickets and one...

Axolotl SMP Season 4

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Event prop Starts a New World On 12 April 2025, bored, prop announced a vanilla season with a tiny world border, growing 2,000 blocks per major update, and declared... Event The Stronghold-less Border prop's season 4 world border sits inside the first stronghold ring, so no stronghold exists and the dragon cannot be fought. Event BlueMap Goes Live prop put up a BlueMap web map that showed only explored regions, and later pinned the link in chat. Event The Hunt for Plains prop scoured the bordered world for a plains biome and settled on a 'godly' one beside the north-west border. Event The Move to the North-West Corner On 21 April 2025 prop packed up the desert-village stash and led the crew to a new base at the world's north-west corner, where THE... Event Food Island Finished prop finished the wheat-and-potato food island and ringed it with sugarcane, ending Season 4's food problem. Event prop Goes Singleplayer With the server off, nYx called prop selfish; prop threatened to download the world and posted 'we are back'. Event RL Craft Server for nYx At nYx's request prop set up a Forge 1.12.2 RL Craft server; they cleared towers and harvested dragon bones. Event Which Memories to Keep prop thought the Discord needed clearing out and asked which seasons people cared about. nYx answered: all. Event IRIS Returns and the New Vanilla Server IRIS asked how to play; kira had just started a new vanilla server, and switching it to offline mode briefly reset prop. Event Who Named It 'Axolotl in a Bucket'? prop wondered when the Discord became 'Axolotl in a Bucket', then discovered he was the culprit. Event Backrooms Found Footage Night prop invited nYx and kira to play the Minecraft Backrooms Found Footage mod; nYx brought an archived modpack and Tailscale.
Event · ★ Season 4 Launch Day On 18 April 2025 prop started the server on a pinned random seed, fenced it at 2000x2000, and three... Event Too Fast: The Day-One Shutdown Within hours the launch group had diamonds and a Nether portal, so prop stopped the server to force slower... Event The 48-Diamond Cave prop, kira and IRIS dug into a huge cave, died a lot, and came back with about 48 diamonds. Event Death by Wither Skeletons Having grabbed a wither skeleton skull, prop was killed by wither skeletons six times running. Event The Main SMP Is Switched Off With everyone on the modded superhero server, prop left the main SMP off until people actually played it. Event New Arrivals: Akshay7432 and Saitama Akshay7432, Hayan and Saitama joined Season 4 in late May and early June 2025; Saitama settled 1,100... Event The Villager Breeder and Seven-Minute Mending prop finished a working villager breeder, then cycled trades to a Mending librarian within seven minutes. Event The Mysterious Crash The server randomly crashed and began downloading something; prop asked kira if the panel auto-updates. It... Event The Restart Loop For a month the server kept starting itself while a bot spammed update notices, and prop could not reach... Event The Ghast Rehydration While kira was away, prop played the time-capsule server alone and took down the box that rehydrated kira's ghast.

Super SMP

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Event The superhero side server opens prop proposed a superhero modpack "for fun", nYx agreed to a minismp, and by April 17 it was a fresh survival world next to the vanilla server.

Axolotl Create Season 3

19 entries
Event · ★ Axolotl SMP Create Edition Season 3 Launches On 2025-09-12 prop declared Create Edition Season 3 live, and then spent launch day fighting a Velocity proxy that kept trapping modded clients. Event The Airtel Wars and the Port Forward With Tailscale failing on his Wi-Fi, prop played on mobile data at a precisely angled phone, and the ping-fuelled rage ended in a port forward. Event First Schematicannon Print: The Windmill prop's first schematicannon print was a max-size windmill, and it led to the infinite lava trick. Event The Create 6 Logistics Network prop built a storage network he admitted he did not know how to run, and within days had frogports, a stock ticker and an accidental... Event The Create Season 3 Photo Chronicle prop dumped around 30 screenshots telling the whole story of Create Season 3 in order. Event Axolotl Just Died In November 2025 the home server machine went down for days while prop just wanted to build one normal oak house. Event Kira Returns: Giga Drill and the Nut Tree After a quiet December kira and prop logged in together, with a bigger giga drill and a felled nut tree. Event First Automated Farmer's Delight Meals After a tree-cutting design jammed on saplings, prop finally got his automated Farmer's Delight food line working. Event Ice Hovercraft prop built a working ice hovercraft copied from a ponder while kira's internet failed.
Event The UHC Opener Pitch prop asked the whole active crew to show up for the new season's first session, which he wanted to open with a UHC. Event Diamonds on Day One On the Create server's first day prop found a village, a "godly base location" and diamonds, and warned... Event 442,368 Stress Units A day after tapping an infinite lava pit, prop finished three level-9 steam engines and reached 442,368... Event Kira, the Walking Crash Dummy Every attempt by kira to join crashed the server, until prop sent him his own modpack export. Event Server Crash After 48 Days of Uptime A schematicannon misprint, a closed server and a vanished game-server panel, all traced to a box that had... Event Trial Chamber Raided prop found a trial chamber, cracked its vault two days later and pitched kira an ambitious project. Event The Mystical Force The server went down with no one around to restart it, then came back by itself, or so the console claimed. Event Levi Joins Create Season 3 A fake launcher site, missing mods and a tunnel-bore challenge marked Levi's arrival on the Create server. Event Kartwastaken Logs In Kart joined the bridged server as Kartwastaken, and kira greeted him with :tomwut:. Event Down for Ramzan prop found the server down on his holiday and pinged kira seven times; Levi woke up and switched it back on.

The Return: Season 1 Restored

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Event Farms Lost to the Revival When Season 1 was restored from an old backup, prop listed the farms it was missing, and everyone mourned their own. Event · ★ Getting the Old World Ready Again Before the Season 1 revival, prop restored the original Axolotl chat bridge and pre-rendered the whole old world's map, while kira and... Event Operation Clean Up When the returning Season 1 server dropped to 15 TPS with two players online, prop and kira began tearing out lag and clutter from the... Event · ★ The Return: Season 1 Restored In October 2026 kira and prop revived the original Season 1 world from an almost five-year-old backup, with all player data recovered. Event Fili's Head in the Old Portal Exploring old portals, prop found Fili's forgotten base and a player head with his name on it. Event Hayan's First Days Hayan asked if he had ever played here, found he had not, and started fresh far from spawn. Event The Five-Year Clog An iron golem had clogged the Veterans' iron farm for five years, and they were still richest in iron. Event DeathHack127 Lives Again as L3vi18 Levi's old account was hacked, so prop copied its player file onto his new name's UUID and brought back the whole inventory. Event End Busting in an Empty End A twenty-minute hunt for End ships turned up nothing, because Season 1 had stripped the End bare. Event Kart Gets a House In the restored Season 1 world, Kart showed off a real house, and prop declared it a thousand times better than the cave. Event Operation Ancient City prop raided the deep dark for the Silence armor trim and found it in his second chest. Event The AxolotlWiki Bot Arrives A bot called AxolotlWiki joined the Discord, and Grim called it an 'ai wrapper for lore'.
Event · ★ The Axolotl ForeverWorld Pitch On 27 October 2026 prop asked kira for an "Axolotl ForeverWorld", and the death of the old server box... Event Searching the Will prop dug up the old funeral video to find Kart's name in IRIS's will. Event The k1Slicer Server Tour On a server tour, GlitchSabre killed a returning player about nine times with a sword named k1Slicer. Event A Fork of a Fork Bored, prop forked kira's forked Discord-link mod and vibe coded features into it. Event The Great Leggings Blunder On a trial chamber run, prop threw his netherite leggings away as junk. Event Trial Chamber at the World Border Kart and a friend flew to the edge of the 20k world and raided a trial chamber for 39 emeralds.