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Bone Meal & Melon Farm

A bone meal and melon complex whose moss-block farm flopped, whose composter replacement glitched at every server backup, and which then made far too much bone meal.

Place ASMP S1 farm

In October 2021 prop and abi set out to solve Axolotl SMP Season 1’s bone meal problem. The first attempt was a moss-block farm, a “500+ per hour” design from a YouTube video 1. prop marvelled that abi “completed resource collection and building of mossfarm in one sitting” 2, but it did not work out: abi burned through 15 stacks of bone meal and called the whole thing “total bullshit”, while prop insisted “its supposed to be self sustaining” 3 4.

On 24 October prop flattened a 13 by 103 block strip for the replacement, a melon farm to build with abi 5, with rows of stone-brick farmland and a composter design from another video 6.

Melon farm site
Melon farm site The 13 by 103 site prop flattened for the melon farm.prop · 24 Oct 2021

The new setup had its own curse. nYx went to check on it and found it broken, and prop explained the cause: “whenever server backup happens it clitches out” 7. That episode is one of the reasons kira later made backups less frequent (Backups break the farms).

Backup glitch
Backup glitch The bone meal setup, broken after a backup.nYx · 25 Oct 2021

Once it ran, it ran too well. On 25 October prop looked in and said “thats a lot of bonmeal” 8, then asked abi to stop the farm or expand its storage 9.

  1. ProPlayerPlayz · 20 Oct 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat youtube.com/watch?v=B1h5TA7NOmc
  2. prop · 21 Oct 2021 · #asmp-s1-general i started building abi fucking completed resource collection and building of mossfarm in one sitting
  3. IRIS · 20 Oct 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat just wasted 15 stcks of bone meal
  4. prop · 20 Oct 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat its supposed to be self sustaining da
  5. prop · 24 Oct 2021 · #asmp-s1-screenshots @IRIS i have flattened 13 by 103 block place here for melon farm we build tmr :Societymeow:
  6. ProPlayerPlayz · 25 Oct 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat we have to make all the rows with the stone brick
  7. prop · 25 Oct 2021 · #asmp-s1-screenshots yeah bro whenever server backup happens it clitches out
  8. ProPlayerPlayz · 25 Oct 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat thats a lot of bonmeal
  9. prop · 25 Oct 2021 · #the-original-mc-chat abi stop the bonemeal farm pls